mcj metroid Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 oh fuck i always feel sick when i read that kinda stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zell Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Maybe he had cancer... in the penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I could never do that to my penis. We get on so well. I have so many fond memories with my penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shino Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Narutard joke :P He lacks a penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platty Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 OMG I know that restaurant. Infact walked past it on friday night on my way home! That guy has gotta be seriously messed up to do that. Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 You can't just go about cutting your penis off willy-nilly. See what I did there!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowV7 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Narutard joke :P He lacks a penis Hahaha very good.Nice Itachi quote almost there aswell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Jesus christ monkey balls that is just ..O.o I wonder if it was a bread knife? It just said kitchen knife.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenuh Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 How will he ever be able to pee? O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4q2 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Ewwww.....i wonder what he was thinking. Maybe s/he had gender problems....If not, they certainly have them now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 This is a cock and ball story. ....Well not anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I think this man should be ashamed of all the bad puns that have spawned from his actions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 How will he ever be able to pee? O.o Probably a piss sack. You know, those fake bladder things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Laguna| Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 So much missed potential... He so should of plopped it into a baguette, squirted some mustard, and started monching on it in front of everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 OMG I know that restaurant. Infact walked past it on friday night on my way home! That guy has gotta be seriously messed up to do that. Ouch. any good? can't help but wonder if sausage sales will go up... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stocka Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I said wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 You know, those fake bladder things. No, I dont know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolFunkMan Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Well, that's.... odd. But why the hell would he go for the penis!? Bet he made a right cock of himself. What a dick. Really ballsed it up. Yeah, I bet he looked like a right bell-end [/bad joke ¬¬] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McPhee Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Not stopped laughing this whole thread! (By the way this is front page The Sun with the pun of "Deep Pain Pizza"...See what they did there.) Is that all they could come up with!?!?! A story like this and thats it!? Theres at least 10 headlines better than that in this thread! Even "Man Cuts Off Penis" would have been better, i know it'd get me to read it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Not stopped laughing this whole thread! Is that all they could come up with!?!?! A story like this and thats it!? Theres at least 10 headlines better than that in this thread! Even "Man Cuts Off Penis" would have been better, i know it'd get me to read it! Man Cuts Off Penis is very to the point. But yeah, this thread has made me both laugh and cringe. *hugs penis* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Waiter, there's a penis in my soup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Waiter, there's a penis in my soup! Don't shout too loud, or everyone will want one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 I'm thinking of doing a sponsored skydive for charity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Waiter, there's a penis in my soup! I asked for Chicken Soup, not Cock Soup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Probably a piss sack. You know, those fake bladder things. I think you mean a catheter? Poor dude - must have been a bit messed up to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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