mcj metroid Posted April 24, 2007 Posted April 24, 2007 oh fuck i always feel sick when i read that kinda stuff
Fierce_LiNk Posted April 24, 2007 Posted April 24, 2007 I could never do that to my penis. We get on so well. I have so many fond memories with my penis.
Platty Posted April 24, 2007 Posted April 24, 2007 OMG I know that restaurant. Infact walked past it on friday night on my way home! That guy has gotta be seriously messed up to do that. Ouch.
Gizmo Posted April 24, 2007 Posted April 24, 2007 You can't just go about cutting your penis off willy-nilly. See what I did there!?!?!
ShadowV7 Posted April 24, 2007 Posted April 24, 2007 Narutard joke :P He lacks a penis Hahaha very good.Nice Itachi quote almost there aswell.
Guest Stefkov Posted April 24, 2007 Posted April 24, 2007 Jesus christ monkey balls that is just ..O.o I wonder if it was a bread knife? It just said kitchen knife..
4q2 Posted April 24, 2007 Posted April 24, 2007 Ewwww.....i wonder what he was thinking. Maybe s/he had gender problems....If not, they certainly have them now.
ReZourceman Posted April 24, 2007 Posted April 24, 2007 This is a cock and ball story. ....Well not anymore.
MoogleViper Posted April 24, 2007 Posted April 24, 2007 I think this man should be ashamed of all the bad puns that have spawned from his actions.
Guest Jordan Posted April 24, 2007 Posted April 24, 2007 How will he ever be able to pee? O.o Probably a piss sack. You know, those fake bladder things.
|Laguna| Posted April 24, 2007 Posted April 24, 2007 So much missed potential... He so should of plopped it into a baguette, squirted some mustard, and started monching on it in front of everyone.
Dan_Dare Posted April 24, 2007 Posted April 24, 2007 OMG I know that restaurant. Infact walked past it on friday night on my way home! That guy has gotta be seriously messed up to do that. Ouch. any good? can't help but wonder if sausage sales will go up... :p
ReZourceman Posted April 24, 2007 Posted April 24, 2007 You know, those fake bladder things. No, I dont know.
CoolFunkMan Posted April 24, 2007 Posted April 24, 2007 Well, that's.... odd. But why the hell would he go for the penis!? Bet he made a right cock of himself. What a dick. Really ballsed it up. Yeah, I bet he looked like a right bell-end [/bad joke ¬¬]
McPhee Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 Not stopped laughing this whole thread! (By the way this is front page The Sun with the pun of "Deep Pain Pizza"...See what they did there.) Is that all they could come up with!?!?! A story like this and thats it!? Theres at least 10 headlines better than that in this thread! Even "Man Cuts Off Penis" would have been better, i know it'd get me to read it!
Fierce_LiNk Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 Not stopped laughing this whole thread! Is that all they could come up with!?!?! A story like this and thats it!? Theres at least 10 headlines better than that in this thread! Even "Man Cuts Off Penis" would have been better, i know it'd get me to read it! Man Cuts Off Penis is very to the point. But yeah, this thread has made me both laugh and cringe. *hugs penis*
The fish Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 Waiter, there's a penis in my soup! Don't shout too loud, or everyone will want one!
MoogleViper Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 I'm thinking of doing a sponsored skydive for charity.
ReZourceman Posted April 26, 2007 Posted April 26, 2007 Waiter, there's a penis in my soup! I asked for Chicken Soup, not Cock Soup!
Raining_again Posted April 26, 2007 Posted April 26, 2007 Probably a piss sack. You know, those fake bladder things. I think you mean a catheter? Poor dude - must have been a bit messed up to do that.
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