The Constantine Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 For me, probably the worst way to wake up would be to have a great kick in the balls:eek: Just post your worst thoughts on how to wake up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zechs Merquise Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 tied up in a bag, gagged and dumped in a underground well. Any worse than that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conzer16 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Eh, bleeding profusely from somewhere. Or dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Constantine Posted March 17, 2007 Author Share Posted March 17, 2007 Waking to find blood on your pillow. That aint to nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoDesiato Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Waking up with a horse's head lying next to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Waking up with no feeling in both arm, just dead so you cant move them at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 A baby (or anyone really) crying is bloody annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Having your dad burst into the room, dancing and singing. Yes, it has happened to me before >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejay Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Best for me (maybe worst for some right wing wierdos) is with a cat sitting on my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackfox Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 In a coffin, underground. That, or with a banging headache and ringsting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMad Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Waking up with a nose bleed is one of the worst things ever. I woke up in the middle of the night and knew there was something on my face, I turned on the light and my pillow was covered in the red stuff and it was all over my face. I could also taste the stuff in my mouth, scary crap that was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Guy Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Waking up to the fat girl you drunkenly slept with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 In France. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Guy Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 In Iraq? *Doesn't want that to sound like a joke* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zechs Merquise Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 In a coffin, underground. That, or with a banging headache and ringsting. In a coffin underground is pretty damn bad. I hope people coming out with stuff like 'A nose bleed' are joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Worst regular feeling is waking up realising I traded an hour, which I really needed to use to finish my homework for the first lesson of the day, for sleep that I didn't really need... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 I reckon we need real life experiences here people. macabre executions from yakuza movies are hardly relevant. for me, it has to be being woken by fire alarm 'tests' at The Lawns last year. Fucks alive it's loud. You know that kind of sound that goes beyond normal hearing and starts being recognisable by the absence of any other sound...guuaaah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konfucius Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 In a coffin, underground. Damn I'm really afraid of that actually. I mean for instance you were in a coma and someone declared you dead. Everyone things you died and then you wake up underground, realising you're actually alive but some idiot fucked up and now you're going to suffocate. But this is also a very unpleasant way to wake up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Inside a whale, it would be just awful, pinocio is more of a man then me not to freak out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Waking up and either not being able to see or not be able to hear, even thought you could before. I pity and deaf or blind people. Its probably awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Guy Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Probably?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 I think waking up to find that you'd shat all over the place would be pretty damn horrific. I've never done it, but I swear I remember hearing a story of someone who did, but I just can't remember where. Even if it wasn't true, it was pretty entertaining. I guess waking up to find you'd pissed yourself would be pretty horrible too, just for the embarrassment of it. Waking up bleeding everywhere would just be scary! Waking up somewhere not knowing where you are is pretty weird too. The worst way to wake up that I actually have done, is probably after a night of heavy drinking, realising what you've done but mostly how shit you feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 I hate waking up having slept on top of my arm. It's faintly horrifying, especially when you sleep on both, until the circulation returns it's like a preview of what being paralysed is like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Waking up in the middle of the night after a massive bender, with your mouth all dry, and with a sore throat, feeling too ill to get back to sleep, while not being able to coordinate your movements at all. It's pretty horrible. I hate waking up having slept on top of my arm. It's faintly horrifying, especially when you sleep on both, until the circulation returns it's like a preview of what being paralysed is like. Yeah, that happens to me sometimes...I wake up and get shit scared for some reason after I've slept on my arm...I donno why... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domstercool Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Waking up with no games or consoles! Instant death for dom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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