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Shabba's, the time is coming. 17th, only 8 days away.

 

Any of j00 lot doing anything for the vagina [or for some (myself included) the stomach] you came from?

 

I have shelled out £80 on a pair of Michael Bolton tickets for my mummy. She seemed rather impressed when I told her what she was getting, I was going to let it be a surprise when they arrived at home but circumstances forced me to.

 

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Any of j00 lot doing anything for the vagina [or for some (myself included) the stomach] you came from?

 

I'm not convinced you came out of a vagina (or stomach)... more like from a test tube from a third world experiment to produce gibbons in mass.

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Well I'm trying to get my mum Gottlieb Pinball Classics for the Wii, (for under £17ish, don't want to pay the RRP, incase she doesnt like it), and will get her some kind of CD too. I also give to my grandmother on this day, so she will probably recive The Queen on DVD from me. And of course, we will dine out somewhere, and I never have to pay for that! Scampi and chips for me yum yum!

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I thought Mothers Day was the 18th. Mothers Day is on Sundays.

Gah, its 2 days after my mums Birthday. Getting her some sort of present for her Birthday then maybe getting flowers for mothers day. Already got a card.

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I am (knicking the idea off my ex-roommate and) making a kind of scrapbook thing with help from my nan of my mom's life (obvious skipping over the evil bio-dad and brother). She's going to give me some photos soon, I'm going to mooch around the house when shes not here. Just gotta bother putting it all together.

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1 word.

 

bollocks.

That's the gift that keeps on giving. I'm sure she'll love them! :smile:

I'm not convinced you came out of a vagina (or stomach)... more like from a test tube from a third world experiment to produce gibbons in mass.

Glad to hear it.

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I'm going to get my Mom some nice chocolates from Thorntons methinks, she really likes those.

 

Though I'm going to a gig in London next weekend and I'm not going to be here, she wasn't too pleased about that. :/ Though it's her birthday not long after Mother's Day, so I'll make it up to her then. ^^

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If I'm not around at the time, does it matter? decisions, decisions....I reckon a card will do.

 

Same here. Flowers/Chocolate will get damaged in the post. Possibly "Ha! I'm smarter than you - I didn't have a kid when I was 17". Or perhaps not, just a normal card will do.

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Card will be guaranteed, but she must get sick of them by now.

 

Send an Email:

 

"Happy mothers day!

 

Because I'm now an environmentalist pig, I refuse to support the cutting down of trees to make cards. Instead of a card this year, please see the attachment.

 

I made it myself in paint.

 

Love from [name]"

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