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No reason he can't do both! I'm sure he'll understand. (You could just get a regular Wii, if you're still set on moving.)

Oh man, I thought you meant sexually. Like, "only masturbate 70% of what you normally do and save things up for your boyfriend." Anyway, I'd discuss it with the boyfriend first, but three months really isn't that long. And you could buy a Wii U to keep you company!

What a horrible thing to say.

You know, if you take that job offer, you won't have to worry about any of this stuff. Maybe just stay in Ireland forever! But yeah, the 3DS is locked down tight, so there's no importing games, retail or otherwise. But Australia is part of the PAL region, so it won't be a problem for you. The price of games over there might be, though...

Kotaku called Aria a "fan-favorite character". How? She's never done anything before now! They should have called her "the character Mac Walters fantasizes about when he masturbates" instead.

Or just a giant ring?

It's really hard to get excited about the possibility of a new Yoshi game when there hasn't been a good one since the first one.

Halo: Destiny - Episode IV?

Yeah, that sounds awful. Better move your post.

Assassin's Creed 3 is always trying to get me to sign up for this. For some reason I feel a strong aversion to signing up, even though it doesn't cost a penny. There's just something about the way the game keeps being all, "look, free stuff! Just sign up for a free account to access it" that makes me think, "eh, I don't want it that badly."

I guess this is as good a time as any to check out Vanquish. I kind of wanted to play it a couple of months ago when I was devouring action games, but not enough to actually buy it.

Wait, are you insulting yourself now? I guess that saves time.

You really should have posted about your date in the Relationship thread, Ashley.

Boo! Down with what's-his-face, all hail Ashley!

I can't afford to buy one.

It doesn't seem to have a hole in it when he's placing it after the mission, though. Maybe she wore it on a chain!

Of course, the real reason Lucy is completely ignored in the intro is because they'd have to pay Kristen Bell to use her likeness. My favorite part about the whole Lucy thing is how none of the characters can understand how she could have been evil all along. They're always all, "I can't believe it!" and "it makes no sense!" Either there are some writers at Ubisoft who are bitter about Lucy being killed off or they have no sense of irony.

Better keep any smokers out of this thread. Wouldn't want the straw men to catch on fire.

I'm pretty sure he was just insane. :p

Yes, this was posted on the last page. :p Mokong was very excited. Very excited. Edit: I probably should have said that everyone knew about the show, not this news specifically.

So I'm playing this, and...

So I'm playing this, and...

Just let it die in peace. It wouldn't want to live. Not like that.

Maybe they just decided to improve them.