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Man, I hope this will flop. Nintendo fanboys don't deserve Mass Effect.

So you do like it after all!

Keep in mind that, like most visual novels, there are several endings and you will need to play the game at least twice - and make different choices - to see the real ending. Different paths focus on different characters and come with their own twists and surprises. So stick with it! I think the story's great.

You've seen it? So basically it's going to be the worst subforum on N-E mixed with email? I think I'll pass, penises or no! :p

I don't see how Miiverse would be able to replace forums unless I can go there to find pictures of ReZ making funny faces.

You'll notice he didn't say he liked it when Wacker asked for impressions! Ironically, if they'd just based it on the first two games, it would have been awesome.

Yes. Yes, you should. It would send Aneres's hype levels through the roof. I wouldn't buy this game with the expectation that there's going to be less text to go through once the game gets going, by the way. Just something to keep in mind!

That's even worse somehow!

Does everyone open their gifts in front of everyone else? If so, you should buy yourself an iPad or something!

Didn't you order a 16GB Nexus 4 instead of a 32GB one just because you couldn't wait, too? :p

Enjoy the next fifty years, Murr! I can kind of see your fiancée's point, though. We all know the classic episodes of The Simpsons by heart by now, and the newer episodes are so bad I'd probably hang myself rather than have to watch them every day. On the other hand, if all you're going to do is watch Friends, you may as well be engaged to Diego! You should try watching The Big Bang Theory. Then you'd both suffer.

Sending out a console as a reward for people who already own the console is a bit silly. They may as well just send them money, because those things are just going to end up on eBay anyway. Now Wreckateer... no one would be able to sell that even if they could.

And what a surprise!

I can't wait for the release of Who I Met My Little Steampunk Matrix Wright!

Buy him edible underwear.

Man, you should be a professional reviewer, Wii!

That's okay, I still love you, Wesley.

Forget about GTA - Wesley's back!

Nick's stupidity reminds me of when Lily's pregnancy made her stupid. I'm sure he would have been smart again next week.

Grown-up games.

They can have sex during the day? They don't need to tell him they're going to have sex? He should already be looking after the kid from time to time? Stop defending bad writing, Ashley. :p

Don't worry, I'm sure they'll improve the graphics for the next version of the game.

I had no idea if it was safe to click on your 'Developer' spoiler. Who's The Developer? Is that a spoiler? Is he referring to something from the comic books? Nope, turns out you just think TV shows are video games.