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I'm sure we all have people on Facebook who we're only friends with to see what crazy thing they will say next. A woman on my Facebook shared a picture of Obama dressed up as Hitler and the text "is this your president?" I'm not sure what point she was trying to make. She's British.

Americans seem to think British seasons/series are miniseries, so that just makes things even more confusing. There was a lot of discussion about the first season of American Horror Story getting an Emmy nomination for best miniseries because oh it will have another season but oh no the second season will be a brand new story, but apparently everyone agrees that Sherlock is a miniseries. Maybe they just mean that the season/series is really short.

I'm not sure why girls think it matters if you're related. It's like, I know I'm your brother! The whole reason I'm asking you out is because we kind of look alike.

YEAH ELLMEISTER YOU PENIS.

Did you quit just so you could play Halo 4?

All I know is that my second cousins seem to love it, as does ReZ. What I'm saying is that ReZ is a teenage girl.

I can't get over how random the selection of characters is and how they're not even grouped together properly.

It's obviously the long-awaited racing game.

It's the show about the nerdy guy who gets implanted with super secret agent knowledge and teams up with Yvonne Strahovski wearing various skimpy outfits and that guy from Firefly. It also features Gift Shop Girl, and Sarah Connor and a Star Trek captain have recurring roles. It's also the show where Buster from Arrested Development gets shot in the head.

Of course you do, Ashley. And with Chuck and its game of "what skimpy outfit are we going to put Yvonne Strahovski in this week?" long gone, I'm sure you were ready to burst.

Ugh, spoiler alert!

Unlike episode 5, you mean? I was going to comment on how I liked the previous episode where Marshall and Lily dealt with their mortality more. The scene where Marshall wrote the world's most touching letter and then opened up Lily's only to find her debit card pin number and a reminder to cancel Vogue was funnier than anything in episode 4. But then I couldn't be bothered, because it gets boring to complain about how bad the show is now every week.

I hope this one won't feel like half a game.

That's true, but they're going to upload them over four weeks, so this weekend was still very optimistic. :p

I usually just play with myself. It's cheaper.

Haha, no. The full movie will air on SyFy in early 2013.

Did you think he meant he rode his bike around in circles in the living room?

I bet Happenstance doesn't care about the multiplayer, either. When I buy Halo 4 it'll be for the co-op campaign and nothing else, but maybe that counts as multiplayer.

I bet Peeps has read the comic book and his 'predictions' are just things that happen there. I'm onto you, Peeps!

Too bad you won't have anything to play it on!

I can assure you that you were not. I'm not even playing! I'll let you get back to it.

Well, in that case...