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I could get four more copies of Assassin's Creed III at that price. I think the choice is obvious.

Excite Truck should have been in the top 1. (I haven't played it.)

If Miyamoto had written that scene: "Sorry, but the princess is in another castle. Ha ha ha just kidding."

That must be where he's heard it, then.

This one.

Over Miyamoto's dead body!

You should buy him one of ReZ's Breaking Bad shirts instead.

*Sigh* I'm finally playing this, and it really couldn't be less like Blood Money.

So apparently the first two Metroid Prime games are so bad that Metroid Prime 3 is better without them.

Five hours isn't enough, Ashley. You're sending yourself to an early grave. No wonder you always look so ragged. :p I usually sleep for about eight hours, unless I have to be somewhere the next day, in which case I'll get as much sleep as I can without going to bed earlier and spend the afternoon wishing I was dead. Then I'll perk up again and stay up all night.

Depends on which one is your real name! Anyway, it apparently lets you choose your display name separately from your unique username, Fanny Slayer.

Oh man, I hope Fused will hate this. THEN YOU'LL KNOW HOW IT FEELS.

The only thing I use my LiveJournal for these days is keeping a running tally of the games I play. I'm really lazy about updating, though, but it's fine because LiveJournal saves your unfinished draft, so even if I haven't updated in a while, I can keep the list current. Except now they've forced a switch to a new system, and of course this meant my unfinished draft disappeared and took the last quarter of my list with it. Now to try to remember the last ~15 games I've played and when I played them.

Spirit Tracks is an entirely different Link and Phantom Hourglass takes place after Link and the pirates have set sail for new lands, so none of the other characters return.

So I finally finished this.

So I finally finished this.

I bet Cortezston is an alt account for Goafer.

I'm really starting to think it's time for Miyamoto to retire!

The only problem with Plus is that I've already played the best games.

No reason he can't do both! I'm sure he'll understand. (You could just get a regular Wii, if you're still set on moving.)

Oh man, I thought you meant sexually. Like, "only masturbate 70% of what you normally do and save things up for your boyfriend." Anyway, I'd discuss it with the boyfriend first, but three months really isn't that long. And you could buy a Wii U to keep you company!

What a horrible thing to say.

You know, if you take that job offer, you won't have to worry about any of this stuff. Maybe just stay in Ireland forever! But yeah, the 3DS is locked down tight, so there's no importing games, retail or otherwise. But Australia is part of the PAL region, so it won't be a problem for you. The price of games over there might be, though...

Kotaku called Aria a "fan-favorite character". How? She's never done anything before now! They should have called her "the character Mac Walters fantasizes about when he masturbates" instead.