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Aw man, I thought we'd done it, but I just checked and it's sold like 3 million copies. I know that only a couple of hundred thousand of those were me (whoops!), but even so, that's a pretty rubbish boycott. Sorry guys. There's always next year!

Yeah! We did it!

That's my Lieblingsfilme! Well, one of them. I'm just glad you got to launch with your mum on your birthday.

Ah, fair enough.

The 'adapter bundle' on Amazon is £99. Any idea why? Does it come with a controller as well? Seems steep to just be a game + adapter...

I liked Clone Wars... The only problem with the light broad sword is that it wouldn't work. The cross beams are supposed to stop opponents swords sliding down the blade. A light sabre would just slice through the metal of the cross beams.

Imagine if there was a Brahkon on the forum, who is currently very confused.

I'm fully teased.

Toight. Loike a toiger.

Happy birthday dude! May your day be merry and bright. And may all your Christmases be white.

The problem is, UKIP could probably murder a poor person at this point and it would do no harm to their popularity.

I think most Wii U owners have a second console, and so given the decision to buy Watchdogs/AC4/COD they'll buy it on the more powerful machine.

I'll probs be getting this on the 25th Dec. And not a moment before! Can't decide whether to get the adapter or try and learn to play with something other than a GC controller...

There were microtransactions in Black Flag?! Was that in the boycott? Dammit I already bought it!

Urgh. My bike had ice on the seat this morning. And now I have a cold bum.

Boycott?! Right, what aren't we buying? I'm so stoked.

Word.

Even if Man Utd had their entire squad out injured, Arsenal would still find some way to lose against them. It is the way of things.

Every side has its arseholes. Those are just the most extreme. Most feminists are perfectly reasonable.

I'll have it if you don't want it?

You ignored the offer of free money from a ticket you didn't even pay for? Where's the gamble in that?

These are really cool! The venom one especially is amazing.

Bring back King Boo I say. Or maybe another Princess Peach in a different hat...