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To be honest, you could go to any YouTube video at random and the comments on it would make you question life, the universe and everything.

Mentioned second. Wondering if I've been confused for someone else... I'll check the game out after work.

#Smashnicelookingbirds?

Oh man that white Xbone. Almost considered throwing caution to the wind when I saw that. No. I will wait.

Weighed myself at work, and it seems that I've lost over a stone by cycling to work each say. That's pretty cool.

Squishier than tuna? It's no carbier than a pastie with potato in it. You'd have to have ketchup or cheese for flavour (or even mayonnaise?) but I'd eat it.

Mashed potato sandwich actually sounds quite nice...

I read that and thought you'd just found a Camerbert baguette in the street and decided to eat it. I wildness recommended doing that either.

Disregard everything I said. DX somehow broke into my block of flats and left the laptop in the hallway without my signature. I ain't even mad.

Isn't that just Amazon? I didn't get a choice regarding delivery, they just use DX Delivery, who seemingly couldn't deliver a one-liner, let alone a parcel.

Ruffalo doesn't know what he wants. Only I do...

It gets worse, there doesn't seem to be any way to contact them. All phone numbers connect to robots, and any email I send gets a reply asking for my postcode, but when I try and reply my email bounces back with an error citing 'security issues' with their server. How anything in this country gets delivered I'll never know. I would pay a couple of pounds to have stuff left at the post office. Why don't Royal Mail offer that service to other delivery companies?

Urgh, new laptop out for delivery today, but there's no one home and it requires a signature. Tried to get it redelivered to work, but there's no option on the website, and only robots on the phone. Have to pay extra to get it delivered on a Saturday! Delivery companies taking the piss. Why did we allow the privatisation of Royal Mail...

Whats a Ruffalo gotta do!?

My fiance was getting quite excited about this (she loves Toad), but was disappointed when we found out it was single player only. Probably won't get it now...

Just ordered this: Because my current laptop is now 5 years old and all the bits are falling off.

Sounds naughtily low.

How about Mr Edward Bay?

I still don't understand why Tapatalk doesn't display spoiler tags. It's not exactly a new forum feature. I've had so many things ruined because of this (and the fact that it displays the first line of a post without clicking on a thread.)

Ultrons mouth and eyebrows look a bit weird, but otherwise a pretty cool trailer.

Was there....cheese?

Oh well now I'm just upset and pining for the Pun Thread.

What is the plural of Scrooge?

I can't tell if the title of this thread is a Port Salut pun or not... I kind of want it to be, but I worry I'm looking too hard at something which isn't there.

Almost 9 years, bitches.