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That's almost £1million!? What a nice dude.

Guys, remember he's German so he'll be needing these German classics: 99 Luftballoons - Nena Kraftwerk - Computer love Looking for freedom - David Hasselhoff

I feel like that's always the case with Mario Kart. The first time you see the the ghost it's like "how in the actual fucking fuck?" But then you git gud and it is actually not that bad.

Watched the first three quarters of Attack on Titan. It's on Netflix, and the dubs don't match up with the subs at all. In some cases they contradict each other. The show is pretty good though. I mean the dialogue is atrocious and the animation is terrible, but I'm enjoying it.

Well....it was a treble.

An average of 71 isn't that bad is it?

I'm hoping that the reason they aren't bundling in those items is because they are working on a much better solution that isn't 7 years old. Once they unveil PS Move Mk2, then they'll bundle that in for £350 and everything will be very nice.

Roger was probably my second favourite Bond. Sad to see him go, but he did get to a good age.

Couldn't be bothered to find the Dark Souls thread to put this in.

I read that as you were 'off to E3' and wondered if you were taking the dog to California.

I miss the football podcasts that Baddiel and Skinner used to do during summer tournaments. They were brilliant.

It's not really. He says it weirdly. Most English people I know would just say 'Cistun' with a short 'u' sound. No-one pronounces the 'r'.

Haven't we all googled naughty Dragonite images once in our lives?

Maybe 100% of that 2.2% decrease came from your waist?

I think the problem is that the left wing in this country is split into 4 smaller parties, whereas there is only really one right wing party (UKIP are basically dead now). So the Conservatives basically only have to pit themselves against left wing ideologies, whereas any of the left wing parties are fighting amongst themselves for votes.

Isn't it essentially a fist up the bum?

I think I enjoy these videos more than actually playing the games.

Oh absolutely. I have no issues with the route they've taken, it's what I would have done as well. I just meant that most neutrals will be rooting for Ajax because it would be hilarious to see Mourinho put all his eggs in one basket and then drop said basket disastrously on the floor, ending up with egg all over his shoes.

I don't remember ever seeing something like this where a team has publicly declared that they're ignoring the league and only trying to win a cup instead. I know that there are going to be a fair few more Ajax fans about because of it though...

Yes. Yeeeeeeeeees. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! Looks good.

Life will never get any better than this...

That's a lot of megs!

Got my name on my first patent, which is pretty cool. Probably won't happy again as my company aren't really into taking out patents on everything we do, but the client we did some work for was taking out the patent on the finished product, and offered to list me as a joint inventor, which was nice of them.