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Did you just fuse together the UKIP and Lib Dem leadership?

I literally must have skipped past the scene they added aliens. Which game was that?! The present day stuff was always arse. I never understood it. Most people bought the game to do cool assassin stuff in a historic setting. Being pulled out of it to wander around offices was just dull. Maybe it added to the story, but apparently I wasn't paying attention to that anyway...

I was of course interpolating, assuming you gradually slowed down over the two km.... ...yes.

Should have just stopped after 1km.

I probably won't come whenever you choose to do it, as I just don't like any of you.

I still think the Conservatives will win come June 8th, but I really wish that when Teresa May wakes up on Friday morning, she regrets calling the election. I hope she realises what a mistake it was to try and make a grab for a larger majority and it has backfired in her face.

I miss the old Kanye...

It's on one of the t-shirts on that website. It's from Pokemon presumably, when all the Pokemon are taken already because Ash is late, and the only one left is Pikachu.

Y'know, i've heard that song hundreds of times, and i always thought Scatman John was black...

Do you not have Hellmanns over there? They got the recipe right and always put the oil in slow.

"Oh hello, my name is Ashley. Excuse me while I put another Blu tablet down the back of my toilet cisteeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn." No.

What is Ultimate team?

That's almost £1million!? What a nice dude.

Guys, remember he's German so he'll be needing these German classics: 99 Luftballoons - Nena Kraftwerk - Computer love Looking for freedom - David Hasselhoff

I feel like that's always the case with Mario Kart. The first time you see the the ghost it's like "how in the actual fucking fuck?" But then you git gud and it is actually not that bad.

Watched the first three quarters of Attack on Titan. It's on Netflix, and the dubs don't match up with the subs at all. In some cases they contradict each other. The show is pretty good though. I mean the dialogue is atrocious and the animation is terrible, but I'm enjoying it.

Well....it was a treble.

An average of 71 isn't that bad is it?

I'm hoping that the reason they aren't bundling in those items is because they are working on a much better solution that isn't 7 years old. Once they unveil PS Move Mk2, then they'll bundle that in for £350 and everything will be very nice.

Roger was probably my second favourite Bond. Sad to see him go, but he did get to a good age.

Couldn't be bothered to find the Dark Souls thread to put this in.

I read that as you were 'off to E3' and wondered if you were taking the dog to California.

I miss the football podcasts that Baddiel and Skinner used to do during summer tournaments. They were brilliant.

It's not really. He says it weirdly. Most English people I know would just say 'Cistun' with a short 'u' sound. No-one pronounces the 'r'.