MoogleViper Posted July 14, 2006 Author Share Posted July 14, 2006 She was a borin cyber partner. She wanted me to do all the work. It was like fuckin' Ronaldinho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 She doesn't seem able to handle the power of The Baron though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice9 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 She told me she was 11.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmellow Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Obviously I overloaded her with my Juggerskillz. lol obviously. yay im in your picture haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted July 14, 2006 Author Share Posted July 14, 2006 Yes you are truly special. She told me she was 14. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmellow Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 I truly am. She told me she was 14. Isn't that somehow illegal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted July 14, 2006 Author Share Posted July 14, 2006 Isn't that somehow illegal? I'm only 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arragaun Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Why does a fourteen-year-old girl want cybersex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted July 14, 2006 Author Share Posted July 14, 2006 for masturbational purposes of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arragaun Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 What I should have said there was; 'wow, she's bored of real sex already?' I feel that would have been wittier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeerMonkey Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. = ROFL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted July 14, 2006 Author Share Posted July 14, 2006 What I should have said there was; 'wow, she's bored of real sex already?' I feel that would have been wittier. Ah I see now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platty Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 haha that is pretty damn funny, nice one! I also loved the Rhinocerus one that pedrocasilva posted j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. LOL ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Cybersex - What is the point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoDesiato Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 I'm LMAO'ing here, EEvil's great too. This thread needs to be stickied, everyone should see this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 This is pure gold, YOU HEAR ME! Once I get my MSN account working again, I really will have to try this out, and of course, be insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 It's been ages since we've had something like this here. I can't remember the last time i laughed so hard at something on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_Ninja0 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 What I should have said there was; 'wow, she's bored of real sex already?' I feel that would have been wittier. LOL, she would be scarred for life and develop sexophobia. "So that's what real sex is about? I'm nor virgin anymore!! I'm goin' to call all my friends right away!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMad Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Me and my friend Farhaan had this somewhat homo-erotic convo a while ago but i'm not sure if I should post it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePigMarcher Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 This is some of the funniest shit I have read in ages. Good work people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackfox Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Me and my friend Farhaan had this somewhat homo-erotic convo a while ago but i'm not sure if I should post it. You've mentioned it so you have to say it now! Also, yeah, some pretty funny shit going down. Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabookerman Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 The Juggernaut says:I'ma gonna shove my entire fist up yo ass. ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ Æ’ιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz kel αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: WHO ARE U The Juggernaut says: Don't you know who the fuck I am? I'm the Juggernaut bitch! The Juggernaut says: Pimpsmack yo' ass. The Juggernaut says: I got a 19 inch Juggerwang and it's stiff for YOU then she went 'offline'. LMFAO!!! OMG i LOLed at that really loud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 once again, EEvil proves his Donacity. that was genius =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 You realise this is probably a kid, in IT class with all his mates, laughing at you and passing around your email address as the biggest idiot they've ever talked to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domstercool Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 LOL! On one of the lines i accidentally read your msn name as one of the lines. "Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors?" and I was thinking "WTF you actually said that to her when she said what would you like to do with me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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