EEVILMURRAY Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 With new Television comes more adverts that blow. Today fresh in my memory is this Barbie Eau D'Toilette, which looks like water and according to the advert gives the little girl hallucinations that she is in a fashion before reality takes hold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
link64uk Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 yes that advert is rather stupid. "where'd ya get that" erm let me think she pestered her parents to buy it cos she wants to smell like overpriced plastic dolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted September 20, 2005 Author Share Posted September 20, 2005 Also on the Barbie tangent this new Style a horses head [Apparently meant to be from a unicorn movie but I don't recall seeing a horn]. Hair changes colour in warm/cold water. Ooh, but then you have this young Tracy Beaker girl giving you the most forced smile ever, as if Barrymore's about to knock one out on her face. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyletherobot Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 any advert blows where people say 'erbal instead of herbal, the h is there to be used dammit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 The Petit-filous "I like it" adverts Baby-born McDonalds 'I'm lovin' it" (the jingle) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoonFace Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 It is compulsory for any advert related to insurance of some kind to be utter shite and make you want to kill yourself in desperation for slavation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmac Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 who would have thought Esure could have replaced Michael Winner with something even more annoying, but they managed it with that damn mouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 That Orangina advert with the most irritating song ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surrealist Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Phil Tufnel's loan adverts. *Shudders* "So Jenny, 'oo was that?" *Kills Phil Tufnel* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 After watching ITVs greatest ads, i can say that half of the top twenty are far too annoying to be left alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackfox Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 who would have thought Esure could have replaced Michael Winner with something even more annoying, but they managed it with that damn mouse Michael Winner is a total ****. If anyone watches that TV show on the North-South divide, you will see why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro_Link Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 The worst adverts BY FAR on TV at the moment are; - M&S - This is not just........ it's.......... ARGH!!! SHUT UP - An advert for a University (which one i can't remember as i type), where they are all doing a rediculous little dance around the place in different uni scenarios, with rediculous fake smiles; all to the tune of... "I'm moving on..........I'm moving on, roll on roll on" OH MY GOD!!!!! WOULD YOU SHUT UP!!!!! The Uni advert was most likely created by someone on a degree there, it's that sort of cheap quality, tackiness!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanielTimothy Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 'Loans . . I know nothing about loans . . ' THEN WTF ARE YOU DOING IN A LOAN ADVERT YOU F*CKING SELL OUT! WHEN YOU WON IM A CELEB GET ME OUT OF HERE WAS AGES AGO! Damn Loan/Currys Advert prostitutes! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheapshot Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 The Cilit-Bang advert. "Hi Barry Scott here!" Who the fuck are you?! "It EVEN cleans filthy barbecues!!" Shut up man! Shut up! Shut up! It looks so 90s and klitch that it makes me feel physically sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodleman Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 The Cilit-Bang advert. "Hi Barry Scott here!" Who the fuck are you?! "It EVEN cleans filthy barbecues!!" Shut up man! Shut up! Shut up! It looks so 90s and klitch that it makes me feel physically sick Its supposed to its a piss take of all the rubbish home shopping adverts and the like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheapshot Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Its supposed to its a piss take of all the rubbish home shopping adverts and the like. If that were so why would it make people want to buy the product? It is quite funny when you put it that way though. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted September 21, 2005 Author Share Posted September 21, 2005 We'll not have a word said about Barry "C-c-c-c-cilliy Bang" Scott on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabookerman Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 death to all male fragrance adverts, they are too fuckin random, especially the dude who just randomly decides to walk some tunnel HUGO FOR MEN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted September 21, 2005 Author Share Posted September 21, 2005 Let's not be sexist here, the women's are shit also. It's just one of things you can't advertise on TV properly. Sadly that doesn't stop the fuckers trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 the old "The 3rd Place" adverts frome aeons ago. Worst. Adverts. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surrealist Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 'Loans . . I know nothing about loans . . ' THEN WTF ARE YOU DOING IN A LOAN ADVERT YOU F*CKING SELL OUT! WHEN YOU WON IM A CELEB GET ME OUT OF HERE WAS AGES AGO! Thankyou. +Rep for you my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 ...That was lucky >> Those Damn adverts do my head in, we'll see howe lucky you are when a Truck flies straight through your car and kills you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apple_NdiB Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Let me show you the way, It's a game that we play, Oh every day, So easy. Let me show you a game I play, it's called I stamp on your knee caps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted September 21, 2005 Author Share Posted September 21, 2005 That's the one with that [most likely] French [urgh] woman pissing around with a kite. Who obviously has some sort of hand problem which rivals Jeremy Beadle because she couldn't catch it when it was in her grasp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apple_NdiB Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 (Impossibly croaky voice) "In the drawer, next to your loin cloth". Also, the way she says "yes" earlier in the advert makes me want to axe myself in the chest. (I'm talking about the new Herbal Essences advert btw). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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