Paj! Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 I have some glow in the dark condoms. My straight flatmate pointed out when we got them (free from some uni event or something) that his greatest sadness is that he'd never be able to play lightsabre duels with penises like I would.
Jimbob Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 Mine is ok i guess, it does it's job when it has to do it. It has been upgraded with a few necessaries, like a pocket for the anoraks.
Murr Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 (edited) Not to hijack the thread but what about manscaping? Do people let it grow like a jungle or smooth as silk or perhaps a little foliage? I shaved my area once... Never again. Just trim with scissors now. Well Heather said yes to my marriage proposal, and I ain't a millionaire so guess I'm up to scratch. I've had a couple moments were my Johnsons been out and seen by Randomers with no laughing so works for me. EDIT - there was a tell us a about your vagina and asshole thread??? ...... Damn had legit questions bout why the bog roll is sometimes bloody after a dump. Edited August 25, 2013 by Murr
Magnus Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 My penis is a penis. It does penis stuff. I can't masturbate to this.
Beast Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 I think it's normal for it not to be big when it's not hard. I'm perfectly happy with mine. When it's flaccid (hate that word), it's okay I guess but then when it's stood to attention, it's bigger than average but it's not huge and it's pretty thick, apparently. I can honestly say I've never really given it a lot of thought. Losing my virginity was memorable because I made her cry because "it's too big", I didn't think it was though, I thought I was average. I've been told before that I've got an impressive piece but it wouldn't bother me if I didn't. We were all born with what we have. I've been told by several of my girl friends that size doesn't matter but technique does, there's only been a couple who have said size matters. I think people have different opinions on it though. The thing that irritates me is how blokes are all "I HAVE A HUGE MEMBER" and you're stood there like "Good for you...". Like, why are you so obsessed with your size? Anybody else in the same boat as me here? There should be a "Tell us about your boobs" thread for the ladies...and some of the gents...
Fierce_LiNk Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 By a stroke of luck, Oxygen's thread actually saves me having to make a thread on this particular subject: Circumcision. What are people's attitudes towards it? I have a good friend who regularly posts stuff about circumcision, liking and sharing pages along the lines of "STOP HURTING BABY BOYS" etc. He's a Father to be.
bob Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 I think it is pretty ridiculous. Humans procreated for thousands of years with the tip on, only for someone to suddenly decide that it unecessary anatomy, and snip it off. Having said that, once people are old enough they can do it if they want to, but doing it to children who have no say in it is wrong I think. (edit: unless it's medically necessary at that age obvs)
ReZourceman Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 I need to be on a PC to reply properly so I'll just leave this here; visually my penis is beautiful. A true masterpiece. It is one of the most handsome penis' I have ever seen. Yeah. Its perfectly average in length. It's beauty is its visuals. It looks absolutely fantastic. On a dick scale ranging from a turd, to Kelly Brook/Bradley Cooper, its KB/BC. I have seen A LOT of pornography, so that is the one thing I really like, its really beautiful. I would DEFINITELY like to have another inch or just a bit more, but its not breaking my heart or anything. If it had another inch it would be a true work of art. Its a very nice thickness, definitely nice girth, but not disproportionately. Almost like a nicely toned and muscular penis. Very handsome tip/end. My ball sack however, is somewhat legendary. I did not really realise until a fateful night last year in which, I drunkly pulled my entire sack over everything and up to my belly, my friends were in awe and advised me how big it was. I'd never really noticed other guys ball sacks before. Its not like...monsterously big but its kinda funny/cool I guess. Oh...and I am absolutely a grower. My flacid penis, I would call it small. Although it seems to differ greatly due to what I assume is temperature. For example, if I look at it now....*sitting at my PC* It is definitely small. Dwarfed by the balls in fact. But when in the shower it can look a bit more meaty. Finally, I have only ever trimmed once, and I don't remember why that was. I don't realllllyyyy see the need. Got a nice fro' down there. P.S. I really like doing tuck backs. By a stroke of luck, Oxygen's thread actually saves me having to make a thread on this particular subject: Circumcision. What are people's attitudes towards it? I have a good friend who regularly posts stuff about circumcision, liking and sharing pages along the lines of "STOP HURTING BABY BOYS" etc. He's a Father to be. I think it is pretty ridiculous. Humans procreated for thousands of years with the tip on, only for someone to suddenly decide that it unecessary anatomy, and snip it off. Having said that, once people are old enough they can do it if they want to, but doing it to children who have no say in it is wrong I think. (edit: unless it's medically necessary at that age obvs) I'm basically the same. I don't think such a change like that either physical (circumsscaiscion) or non-physical (baptism) should be done to children who cannot decide for themselves.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 By a stroke of luck, Oxygen's thread actually saves me having to make a thread on this particular subject: Circumcision. What are people's attitudes towards it? I have a good friend who regularly posts stuff about circumcision, liking and sharing pages along the lines of "STOP HURTING BABY BOYS" etc. He's a Father to be. If you're an adult and choose to have it done, no issues. If you're a child and it's deemed necessary on medical grounds, fine. But I cannot fathom how it's accepted - common, even - to circumcise young boys without their consent. It completely baffles me.
Beast Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 I disagree with it being done on children but when you're older and you want it done, fair enough. I still think it's a waste of time though, I see no reason for it and surely it takes away so much from a sexual experience.
Grazza Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 By a stroke of luck, Oxygen's thread actually saves me having to make a thread on this particular subject: Circumcision. What are people's attitudes towards it? I have a good friend who regularly posts stuff about circumcision, liking and sharing pages along the lines of "STOP HURTING BABY BOYS" etc. He's a Father to be. As far as I'm concerned, non-medical circumcision (to a child) is mutilation and should be illegal. If an adult wants it done to himself, fine, but I can't help but think the idea that it's in any way good stems from cultures highly influenced by religion. For example, apparently circumcision is quite popular in the USA, with a lot of women expecting their man to be circumcised (so I'm told). Well, any woman asking that should be told to go forth and multiply! It can't be a coincidence that Judaism has highly influenced all aspects of American culture and politics. I don't dislike anyone racially, I just don't think any religion should be above the law or be powerful enough to prevent laws being made about them.
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 My penis is staggering. One girl said it was "as thick as her wrist" which I thoroughly enjoyed. It has a habit of standing to attention at some of the most inapprpriate moments. But if I stick it directly up and tuck it under the waist line it soon devolves. Good point. I believe in grooming, but nothing at all looks weird. Stubble all the way, imo. I do shave my balls and the penis itself at the base, though. I don't think I could handle the pressure of having an exposed blade so close to my rough balls. I give it the occasional trim but that's it.
rizz Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Circumcision. What are people's attitudes towards it? I don't usually ever talk about this kind of thing but I feel I should stress that this procedure could be the worst decision a person or parent can make. People can be left with mental as well as physical scars that affect them for the rest of their lives, for no justifiable reason (even medical) that I have become aware of. In turn, it has the potential to effect more than just the person getting the cut. Plus I have never heard any adult who got this done say anything other than it ruined their enjoyment of sex.
Guy Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Someone should open a hair/pube grooming salon called Upsthairs Downsthairs.
Gentleben Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Someone should open a hair/pube grooming salon called Upsthairs Downsthairs. I'm sure there are penis hair groomers out there who specialist styling/trimming/shaving etc etc.
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 I sell my pubes to companies who make scouring pads. Yes, my pubes are green.
f00had Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Mine's really small but quite thick and it gets as hard as a brick so it's all good
Jimbob Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 On the topic of circumcision, on a benefit of having it done, it does prolong sexual height and makes a gentleman last longer in the sack as it were. Mainly due to the nerve endings on the tip of the penis becoming less sensitive than if the foreskin was left uncut. I know jewish children have it done due to religious reasons. And it can be done as well on medical grounds, as it's been discussed here already. Myself on the subject and my opinion, it is purely choice if the gentleman wants to have it "cut". With children having it done on the parents consent, that's cruelty. Unless it's medical or religion-based (i'm still iffy on that part), then no. You are after all harming the child.
Diageo Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Burning your penis skin also removes sensitivity and would make a man last longer. That's not exactly a good reason to do it. I think circumcision is ridiculous.
Ville Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Burning your penis skin also removes sensitivity and would make a man last longer Someone, somewhere on this planet will read that and start a religious cult based around it. Take it down while you still can, man! #savetehpen0rz
martinist Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Mines alright, It does a good job when I'm doing yer ma.
rizz Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 On the topic of circumcision, on a benefit of having it done, it does prolong sexual height and makes a gentleman last longer in the sack as it were. Mainly due to the nerve endings on the tip of the penis becoming less sensitive than if the foreskin was left uncut. I know jewish children have it done due to religious reasons. And it can be done as well on medical grounds, as it's been discussed here already. Myself on the subject and my opinion, it is purely choice if the gentleman wants to have it "cut". With children having it done on the parents consent, that's cruelty. Unless it's medical or religion-based (i'm still iffy on that part), then no. You are after all harming the child. You might last longer but is that worth sacrificing the enjoyment? You will be losing the nerve endings in the foreskin, and possibly elsewhere along the shaft if mistakes are made, and sometimes they remove the frenulum too. And the glans will dry up and become rough, losing sensitivity, and meaning you will want lubrication to avoid possible pain when you should be enjoying yourself.
heroicjanitor Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 (edited) The whole point of circumcision is religions wanting to stop masturbation though. Genital mutilation has never had much backing from reasonable people. Edited August 27, 2013 by heroicjanitor sarc-y reply was sarc-y
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 I the Jews endorsed circumcision because the power of Jesus is most potent in the foreskin region.
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