ReZourceman Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Apparently she got him socks for Valentines Day....
MoogleViper Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Hey guys, he doesn't have a leg to stand on. And he likes Bullet for my Valentine.
Daft Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Also turns out he's a massive asshole. Suddenly Lance Armstrong doesn't seem so bad.
MoogleViper Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Also turns out he's a massive asshole. Suddenly Lance Armstrong doesn't seem so bad. What Pistorius did is much more extreme than what Armstrong did. It took a lot more balls.
bob Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Never creep up, On Oscar Pistorious.
Fierce_LiNk Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 I hurd his favrut band wuz bullet 4 my valentine.
The Peeps Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Apparently he wasn't impressed with getting socks from his girlfriend...
MoogleViper Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Roses are red,Violets are glorious, Never creep up, On Oscar Pistorious. Stolen. . .
bob Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Sorry, I brought in an unapproved joke. Let me get back on track: Leg to stand on. Bullet for my Valentine. Socks.
Sheikah Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Sorry, I brought in an unapproved joke. Let me get back on track: Leg to stand on. Bullet for my Valentine. Socks. Something else needs to go into the mix I feel. Let's throw tongue-in-cheek spitting image in for good measure.
Daft Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Double Amputee Proves He Is Capable Of Anything
Kaepora_Gaebora Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Roses are red,Violets are glorious, Never creep up, On Oscar Pistorious. You know how I know you stole my stolen joke? You spelt his name wrong just like I did. Clowns, the pair of us!
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Something else needs to go into the mix I feel. Let's throw tongue-in-cheek spitting image in for good measure. I have no idea what I just watched, but it had a terribly catchy melody.
Mokong Posted February 15, 2013 Author Posted February 15, 2013 All the joking aside... Very surprising how the story has developed.... but at the same time not really. Where ever the initial story came from that it was an accident and he thought she was a burgler, it was prolly from some member of the press who was a big fan of Pistorius and had hoped it wasn't such a sinister situation given Oscars "hero" status in South Africa (and world wide really). Wonder how this will effect the Paralympics? Given that he was the "poster boy" for them the last while and all. Wonder would they strip his medals from him? Always strange when someone held up on a pedastal as a "great person" for their achievements gets found out for being a horrid person in reality. .................... Was the above too serious? Ok fine here.... He went from Blade Runner to Blade Gunner Happy now
bob Posted February 15, 2013 Posted February 15, 2013 You know how I know you stole my stolen joke? You spelt his name wrong just like I did. Clowns, the pair of us! I actually stole it off Facebook. I didn't even realise it was already in this thread! Turns out no one can spell his name.
Iun Posted February 15, 2013 Posted February 15, 2013 Guys, the motive has been revealed: his girlfriend bought him something really cool for Valentines day and put it on top of the wardrobe. She then told him he could only reach it if he stood on tiptoe. The terrible part: they were leg-warmers.
Guy Posted February 15, 2013 Posted February 15, 2013 Tragedy is nothing more than an opportunity for the Internet.
ReZourceman Posted February 15, 2013 Posted February 15, 2013 Apparently he has been drinking......he was legless.
Cube Posted February 15, 2013 Posted February 15, 2013 Apparently he has been drinking......he was legless. I'm stumped as to how you can possibly make jokes about this situation.
Agent Gibbs Posted February 15, 2013 Posted February 15, 2013 why has nobody made gif's using Oscar's head over Harrison fords from blade runner (preferably shooting a woman) I'f i was good at photoshop i'd do it myself but i fear it would end up like stick men if i tried
Mokong Posted February 15, 2013 Author Posted February 15, 2013 Righty back to the being serious for a moment. Was listening to the radio news, apparently the idea that it was accident and he thought she was an intruder actually came from Oscar himself. Apparently that is what he said had happened. Though police had taken statements from neighbours and the estates security gaurds that his girlfriend was in the house with him Wednesday late night when neightbours complained about shouting being heard and estate guards checked on the "domestic disturbance" at his house. The shooting then happened a few hours later. As was said on the radio and I joke you not they reporter did say this, "the circumstancial evidence seems to have left Oscar on the back foot" followed by a bit of a pause *cough* OK ye can all returning to making fun of the tragic event of an innocent woman being murdered (yes I went there, for shame on ye all )
bob Posted February 15, 2013 Posted February 15, 2013 Well for now there doesn't seem to be any doubt that he did kill her, whether or not it was an accident. So i think we are allowed to make fun of a killer. However, making fun of him because of his disability probably isn't fair, since he can't help that. So we'll just have to make fun of how much of a dick he is.
Daft Posted February 15, 2013 Posted February 15, 2013 Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he is disabled. He can sprint faster than anyone here.
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