Oscar Pistorius Shoots Girlfriend

[ReZourceman]

Apparently she got him socks for Valentines Day....

[MoogleViper]

Hey guys, he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

 

 

And he likes Bullet for my Valentine.

[Daft]

Also turns out he's a massive asshole.

 

Suddenly Lance Armstrong doesn't seem so bad.

[MoogleViper]

Also turns out he's a massive asshole.

 

Suddenly Lance Armstrong doesn't seem so bad.

 

What Pistorius did is much more extreme than what Armstrong did. It took a lot more balls.

[Guy]

More like assletes.

[bob]

Roses are red,

Violets are glorious,

Never creep up,

On Oscar Pistorious.

[Fierce_LiNk]

I hurd his favrut band wuz bullet 4 my valentine.

[The Peeps]

Apparently he wasn't impressed with getting socks from his girlfriend...

[MoogleViper]

Roses are red,

Violets are glorious,

Never creep up,

On Oscar Pistorious.

 

Stolen. . .

[bob]

Sorry, I brought in an unapproved joke.

 

Let me get back on track:

 

Leg to stand on.

Bullet for my Valentine.

Socks.

[Sheikah]

Sorry, I brought in an unapproved joke.

 

Let me get back on track:

 

Leg to stand on.

Bullet for my Valentine.

Socks.

 

Something else needs to go into the mix I feel. Let's throw tongue-in-cheek spitting image in for good measure.

 

[Daft]

Double Amputee Proves He Is Capable Of Anything

[Kaepora_Gaebora]

Roses are red,

Violets are glorious,

Never creep up,

On Oscar Pistorious.

 

You know how I know you stole my stolen joke? You spelt his name wrong just like I did. Clowns, the pair of us!

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

Something else needs to go into the mix I feel. Let's throw tongue-in-cheek spitting image in for good measure.

 

 

I have no idea what I just watched, but it had a terribly catchy melody.

[Mokong]

All the joking aside...

 

Very surprising how the story has developed.... but at the same time not really.

 

Where ever the initial story came from that it was an accident and he thought she was a burgler, it was prolly from some member of the press who was a big fan of Pistorius and had hoped it wasn't such a sinister situation given Oscars "hero" status in South Africa (and world wide really).

 

Wonder how this will effect the Paralympics? Given that he was the "poster boy" for them the last while and all.

Wonder would they strip his medals from him?

 

Always strange when someone held up on a pedastal as a "great person" for their achievements gets found out for being a horrid person in reality.

 

 

 

....................

 

Was the above too serious?

Ok fine here....

 

He went from Blade Runner to Blade Gunner

 

Happy now

[bob]

You know how I know you stole my stolen joke? You spelt his name wrong just like I did. Clowns, the pair of us!

 

I actually stole it off Facebook. I didn't even realise it was already in this thread! Turns out no one can spell his name.

[Iun]

Guys, the motive has been revealed: his girlfriend bought him something really cool for Valentines day and put it on top of the wardrobe. She then told him he could only reach it if he stood on tiptoe.

 

The terrible part: they were leg-warmers.

[Guy]

Tragedy is nothing more than an opportunity for the Internet.

[ReZourceman]

Apparently he has been drinking......he was legless.

[Cube]

Apparently he has been drinking......he was legless.

 

I'm stumped as to how you can possibly make jokes about this situation.

[bob]

Pun thread! Pun thread! Pun thread!

[Agent Gibbs]

why has nobody made gif's using Oscar's head over Harrison fords from blade runner (preferably shooting a woman)

I'f i was good at photoshop i'd do it myself but i fear it would end up like stick men if i tried

[Mokong]

Righty back to the being serious for a moment.

 

Was listening to the radio news, apparently the idea that it was accident and he thought she was an intruder actually came from Oscar himself. Apparently that is what he said had happened.

 

Though police had taken statements from neighbours and the estates security gaurds that his girlfriend was in the house with him Wednesday late night when neightbours complained about shouting being heard and estate guards checked on the "domestic disturbance" at his house. The shooting then happened a few hours later.

 

As was said on the radio and I joke you not they reporter did say this, "the circumstancial evidence seems to have left Oscar on the back foot" followed by a bit of a pause *cough*

 

 

OK ye can all returning to making fun of the tragic event of an innocent woman being murdered (yes I went there, for shame on ye all )

[bob]

Well for now there doesn't seem to be any doubt that he did kill her, whether or not it was an accident. So i think we are allowed to make fun of a killer. However, making fun of him because of his disability probably isn't fair, since he can't help that.

 

So we'll just have to make fun of how much of a dick he is.

[Daft]

Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he is disabled. He can sprint faster than anyone here.