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Again, I'd just like to remind everyone - if you have ever spent so much as single penny, cent, yen, yuan, or bitcoin on any part of the Transformers trilogy in any format for any reason whatsoever, you are to blame for this. You. This is your fault. All of it.

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I still stand by Transformers 1 being amazing! :p

 

Transformers 2 disappointed... I haven't bothered with 3 yet.

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Transformers is awesome.

Transformers ROTF has its moments (of both awful and fun)

Transformers Dark Blog of The Moon is awesome.

 

This should be cool.

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The only Transformers film I can stomach is the third and that's because having been mandated to shoot it in 3D, Michael Bay couldn't 'fuck the frame'*.

 

 

*His name for his awful technique, not mine.

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We have no idea what the turtles will look like, but here's April:

 

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I have no idea what plot relevance the "Megan Fox jumping on a trampoline" scene will have.

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You'd "cow" her "bunga dude"? Keep working on your dirty talk, Retro. :heh:

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Would cow her bunga dude!!

 

You'd "cow" her "bunga dude"? Keep working on your dirty talk, Retro. :heh:

 

What's your beef?

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I have no idea what plot relevance the "Megan Fox jumping on a trampoline" scene will have.

 

Maybe akin to some of the scenes in Bruce Almighty where he's getting sent on trivial stories and hopes for something more exciting to happen?

 

Of all the things that could be wrong with this film, I can't help but feel that she should've cut her hair a bit shorter...

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I love the way the guy behind her is using every fibre of his resolve not to look at her arse in those leggings.

 

Edit: whilst on the trampoline.

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Of all the things that could be wrong with this film, I can't help but feel that she should've cut her hair a bit shorter...
Yeah maybe...

 

I was very happy to see the yellow atleast.

 

Her hair looks a better colour in the first pic, and then it seems to get darker in each subsequent photo! :p Hopefully the first pic is what it looks like in the film.

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If this movie truly sucks, don't forget we still have the incredible Nickelodeon CGI Turtles series which kicks all kinds of ass.

 

I enjoyed Michael Bay's Transformers movies. Pretty sure I'll at least see Turtles. My 8 year old self, the one who loved Transformers, is screaming for me to check it out.

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If they're aliens they can't really be mutants surely?! Unless there is an extra layer to the new origin where they're turtle-esque aliens and are mutated somewhat.

 

BAY YOU FUCK.

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I think he's backtracked on the script/what he's said and it may well just be the Ooze that's alien now.

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I think he's backtracked on the script/what he's said and it may well just be the Ooze that's alien now.

 

And that always technically has been alien

 

Its likely Bay had no idea bout the turtles origins and just skim read the story and picked out the bits he liked, that being ninja and aliens, and created a new mythology to fit his madnes

 

He's the Stephenie Mayer of movies and it drives me mad

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More pics including pre-cgi Turtles and Will Arnett

 

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Is it weird I'm starting to think this could possibly be good?

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And that always technically has been alien

 

I thought the Ooze was the same stuff that gave Daredevil his powers?

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More pics including pre-cgi Turtles and Will Arnett

 

Or...maybe there's no cgi and those are the actual Turtles. Please be so.

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And that always technically has been alien

I thought the ooze was just lovely human manufactured toxic waste?

I thought the Ooze was the same stuff that gave Daredevil his powers?

I was going to say that :(

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well the Oooze was made by Techno cosmic research institute T.C.R.I which was a front for the alien race Krang's is from in some cannons, or just related to Krang himself

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‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Halloween Costume Reveals New Turtle Design

 

http://screenrant.com/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-2014-turtle-costume-design-images/

 

Michelangelo’s costume sounds like the most modern of the bunch: “a hoodie wrapped around his waist, pants and sneakers with the toes cut out, wrappings on his hands and forearms, a necklace (could be puka shell beads?) and his mask ends drape down to his chest.”

 

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Might look a little something like this fan art:

 

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