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Apart from the fact that 16 things does not make 32, I don't get number 2. I guess it's because I'm on Virgin Media.

 

Virgin Media has a porn filter. Like BT, it's an opt-in thing. This list is likely a few months old as the entire thing has now died down now.

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Apart from the fact that 16 things does not make 32, I don't get number 2. I guess it's because I'm on Virgin Media.

 

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I mean you have to opt-in to the blocks.

 

If you don't opt-in, you get an unfiltered, regular internet.

 

No, for new contracts you have to opt out.

 

Although apparently Virgin engineers don't bother offering it, so they have only been offering it to a third of customers.

 

New broadband users shun UK porn filters, Ofcom finds

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Dat feel when 5 and 7. Number 8, too.

 

I read something yesterday that killed me. It was similar to that list, but the entry read something along the lines of: "When you make a sound that sounds like a fart, but isn't actually one. So, you repeatedly make that same sound (or try to) over and over again to make it obvious to the people nearby that it, indeed, wasn't a fart."

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Dat feel when 5 and 7. Number 8, too.

 

I read something yesterday that killed me. It was similar to that list, but the entry read something along the lines of: "When you make a sound that sounds like a fart, but isn't actually one. So, you repeatedly make that same sound (or try to) over and over again to make it obvious to the people nearby that it, indeed, wasn't a fart."

 

This method is risky as it may lead others to believe you have some seriously bad wind...

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Dat feel when 5 and 7. Number 8, too.

 

I read something yesterday that killed me. It was similar to that list, but the entry read something along the lines of: "When you make a sound that sounds like a fart, but isn't actually one. So, you repeatedly make that same sound (or try to) over and over again to make it obvious to the people nearby that it, indeed, wasn't a fart."

 

I did 'em couple times today thinking of that exact list as I did - turns out it was a good job as the lady in lidl kindly returned the quid I hadn't realised I was overpaying by! Now i feel just a tad less silly in my life.

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A two-bed property within 2 miles of brighton centre is about 250-300k. 4 miles out it's 200k. Mortgages basically don't exist for first-time buyers! Everyone who wants a mortgage is moving 8 miles out so they can get a mortgage 150k or less, and these are 1-beds. No working class person buys a house down here without inheritance.

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