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Go and wash your mouth out with soap!

 

Never! :wink:

 

The only good thing about Super Mario Sunshine was the fact that you got to play certain levels without the F.L.U.D.D.

 

Oh and the way in which you could make Mario repeatedly bellyflop around Isle Delfino like a seal. :p

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Never! :wink:

 

The only good thing about Super Mario Sunshine was the fact that you got to play certain levels without the F.L.U.D.D.

 

Oh and the way in which you could make Mario repeatedly bellyflop around Isle Delfino like a seal. :p

 

I'LL FLOP YOU LIKE A SEAL!

 

*shakesfist*

 

(I'm not actually bothered whether you liked sunshine or not. :p)

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This is just a random chat log I found on my computer from ages ago. Thought I'd give it some exposure.

 

[email protected] says:

hey cutie

 

Derek BA Hons says:

j0

 

[email protected] says:

Yay someone to talk to !! how are u? I found your name in the msn online members search

 

Derek BA Hons says:

really?

[email protected] says:

my roomates just stepped out I only have a little while alone... are u alone too? we should cam2cam

 

Derek BA Hons says:

Maybe we should spoon

 

[email protected] says:

K here's the link to my cam it's http://sorturl.net/?83ca go there and you should see me, just click the join free tab on top of the page, I use this site cause you can't record it like on here -- my dad would kill me if he found out I was doing this stuff on his computer lol

 

Derek BA Hons says:

i'm already on there

[email protected] says:

LOL aw you're cute.. well can u see my cam it was giving me trouble earlier but it looks ok now? oh I hope u dont mind chatting with a freaky girl lol!

 

Derek BA Hons says:

I do mind

 

[email protected] says:

yeah i'm horny lolz! u? Wait you're not a stalker are u?? LOL

 

Derek BA Hons says:

I am

 

[email protected] says:

Mhhm u never know lol I have to make sure! . maybe we can trade phone numbers after we chat on cam ? I'd love to...

 

Derek BA Hons says:

I would kill you

 

[email protected] says:

....nice well u can also just watch me if u want....it's up to u oh babe what's your favorite color?

 

Derek BA Hons says:

CSI Miami

 

[email protected] says:

make sure u fill out your correct b-day k? cause they won't let u in if you can't verify age I had to use my debit card to verify age but they don't charge, it's just to make sure you're not a kid

 

Derek BA Hons says:

I used my gala bingo card, I'm smart

 

[email protected] says:

I'm gonna turn off Messenger so my cam doesn't run slow....plus I really want u to watch me, I'm getting so turned on it's driving me crazy

 

Derek BA Hons says:

But what about the reactor? Give these people air!

 

[email protected] says:

are u in babe?? Let me know when you see me, I'll be in my cam chat, we'll keep talking in there I just put on those panties for u ! hurry up ! if u need the link again it's http://sorturl.net/?83ca , I'm in my private chat so if u see another cam just login and let me know when you're in, I'll guide you to my cam room

 

Derek BA Hons says:

But I lost my penis in the wash

 

[email protected] says:

k

 

Derek BA Hons says:

Onix GO!

 

 

No more games?

 

 

And here's something I found on a porn stars site.

sextipsfromporn1.jpg

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