Socks and Sex

[MoogleViper]

What I want to know is, when you're about to have the sexy times, how do you take your socks off in a sexy way (or at least not in an unsexy way)? Because you look stupid in socks with no trousers (seriously take a look at yourself in the mirror). So you have to take them off before trousers. But how do you do it without being clumsy? Other clothing can come off in a fluid motion, but socks removing socks is so cumbersome and stop the flow of any kissing/hugging/general pre-sexy-time-warm-up-routine. I've tried taking them off with my feet but it's still clumsy.

 

Has anyone mastered any technique?

[nightwolf]

Yes, you take them off with the trousers. Fool.

[MoogleViper]

Yes, you take them off with the trousers. Fool.

 

But I generally just undo the trousers and let them fall off.

 

Bruce Almighty style.

Edited December 12, 2010 by MoogleViper

[Dyson]

I leave them on if I still have them on and it's not too hot... she generally does too. By the time it gets down to it we tend not to be looking at the feet. It's not an urgent thing

[MoogleViper]

Sex with socks is wrong.

 

 

By that I mean sex whilst wearing socks not having sex with socks. Although that may also be wrong.

[Brian Mcoy]

Mcoy fucks with his suit on. Mcoy thought that was the reason they invented zippers?

[jayseven]

You use your big toe from the opposite foot. Duh.

[MoogleViper]

You use your big toe from the opposite foot. Duh.

 

I've tried taking them off with my feet but it's still clumsy.

 

Tried it. Still not sexy enough.

[jayseven]

If your foot-work can't make up for your sexual abilities, then I'm sorry, you're a lost cause.

[Diageo]

Comes off with the trousers for me.

[nightwolf]

You may have to practise your technique dear boy.

[The Peeps]

This is why I have velcro socks.

[Wesley]

Go out with someone who has a foot fetish.

 

Then she'll take your socks off for you, with her teeth!

 

But then suck your toes...

[Diageo]

This is why I have velcro socks.

Hang on, what?

[The Peeps]

Just rip 'em off

 

 

I do not actually have velcro socks

[heroicjanitor]

I thought you were serious there :p If you are an absolute god you can use your opposite foot. Sorry to any non-gods.

[MoogleViper]

You may have to practise your technique dear boy.

 

Is that an offer?

[Paj!]

I've never had to make a big hoohah about taking them off. *shrug*

[Frank]

Like Jay said, do it without them noticing with your big toe on the other foot.

 

Or you could avoid the awkwardness by doing it in a really big, dramatic way and pulling it off with a shwiiiiiiiiiiish!

[EEVILMURRAY]

But I generally just undo the trousers and let them fall off.

 

Bruce Almighty style.

And then there's the vision of you trying to wade out of them. Erotic :p

 

I just keep them on. The attention is elsewhere.

[Nolan]

I just keep them on. The attention is elsewhere.

 

What about in Winter when you may be pairing your socks in 3's?

[Oxigen_Waste]

Sex with socks is wrong.

 

 

By that I mean sex whilst wearing socks not having sex with socks. Although that may also be wrong.

 

 

How is that wrong?

 

Also, I usually take them off with the opposing foot, while I'm... er... orally occupied.

[ReZourceman]

Mother fucker, I look sexy taking the bins out. Removing two cocoons of cotton from my person ain't a problem.

[Dan_Dare]

 

I just keep them on.

 

Of course you do.

[Ashley]

In fairness its symmetry. It evens out the bag over his face.