blender Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I was watching clips from the killing cove on bbc new today - documentary film about dolphin slaughter in japan ... yesterday, I had an "opportunity" to participate in pig slaughter which i turned down as i did want to eat the thing (is that the wrong attitude??? - i like my meat on a plate). Lots of slaughter on youtube anyhow. And then I remember a long time back how my friend killed a blind rabbit with a stick as it had mixamatosis. In this thread, you are requred to answer this question: "What have you killed and why?" You may explain why you enjoyed and also be an emo. It is semi competitative thread where points are awarded by blood, size and cuteness of the victim. Unfortunately, i think i wont win. I killed a mosquito today. It had bright red blood and lots of it. I knew it was actually my blood and not the insects. That made the killing feel like revenge i.e. good !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pit-Jr Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I hit what was either a possum or a raccoon with my car the other night on the way home from work. Some people dont bat an eye when this happens but i felt bad. Poor little guy didnt stand a chance..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I killed a fish I caught so I could eat it. It tasted good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I have killed many spiders in my lifetime. Also my moth kill count has doubled in the past month. I kill large spiders whenever I see them crawling around in my bedroom. I don't want to go to bed knowing that little fucker is scuttling around MY bedroom. So it's a shoe crushing for you, you little arachnid tart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I have killed many spiders in my lifetime. Also my moth kill count has doubled in the past month. I kill large spiders whenever I see them crawling around in my bedroom. I don't want to go to bed knowing that little fucker is scuttling around MY bedroom. So it's a shoe crushing for you, you little arachnid tart! I wasnt really scared of spiders until recently when I saw a 3 inch long spider in my room. The bastard was FAST >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I killed a girl and I liked it. I mean...I don't kill anything, insects and animals have as much as a right to be here as I do. On the other hand, there are many humans I would like to terminate, which is on-going at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blender Posted July 26, 2009 Author Share Posted July 26, 2009 So it's a shoe crushing for you, you little arachnid tart! I prefer to dishout the linx effect (flame thrower)... my god, i did not hinki was scared of spiders until i came to asia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 IIRC, just bugs and other similar creatures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I have killed many spiders in my lifetime. Also my moth kill count has doubled in the past month. I kill large spiders whenever I see them crawling around in my bedroom. I don't want to go to bed knowing that little fucker is scuttling around MY bedroom. So it's a shoe crushing for you, you little arachnid tart! Are you for hire? (No, not sexually, unless that's the only payment option.) Being arachnophobic, it's hard enough for me to even get close to a spider, let alone kill it, so having a spider-killer for hire would be great. My killings consist of insects, some fish I once caught, and one or two already half-dead mice that one of our cats dragged in but didn't bother to kill properly. I don't mind killing that kind of animals, though it's not exactly something I enjoy, either. I don't want any animals to suffer, though - in that case I prefer mercy kills. Oh, yeah, and I've often killed time, though the bugger always comes back. My preferred weapons of choice are games, books, and my computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodleman Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Killed 2 rabbits (separate occaisions) and my dad has killed a few more because they have mixi. Killed probably between 5-10 rats, and a few mice. Some Mackerel when I went mackerel fishing. I usually kill the rats/mice with my .22 pellet rifle. But once I had run out of pellets, so I killed one with my 20lb pistol crossbow. About 25m away and I skewered it straight through the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I'm a killer Queeeeeeeeeen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkatronics Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Ive killed a few Rabbits, a few Chickens, and a Duck. All for eating, although i didnt get any Duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I've killed a pheasant by accident. I hit it while driving, to be honest I was surprised how much of a "pop" they make. Errm i've killed a few fish when mackerel fishing, and the usual spiders around the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinist Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I shot the sheriff, but i did not shoot the deputy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I killed the radio store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.C.G Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I killed this thread... by posting in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I'm a killer Queeeeeeeeeen. I always knew you were a raging homo. I once killed a big fish once, to be fair it was half dead when we dragged it on shore. I think it was a pike. Rammed a stick down its throat. :awesome: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I shot JR!!!! Na, i've only killed moths, flys, wasps and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyxis Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Why do you guys kill moths?? Are you scared that they will hurt you? It's easy to just grab them with your hands or a glass and release them outside. I leave the smaller ones alone because they never cause me any harm. Spiders are very good to have around the house because they hunt and kill all the other bugs that get indoors. If I see a spider in my room, I will catch it and then release it into another room. House spiders are wonderful animals and we should feel lucky that we are helping to support nature by providing them with a home. They are smart and will do their best to keep out of our way, but it's best to keep them out of the bedroom when we are sleeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Why do you guys kill moths?? Are you scared that they will hurt you? It's easy to just grab them with your hands or a glass and release them outside. I leave the smaller ones alone because they never cause me any harm. Spiders are very good to have around the house because they hunt and kill all the other bugs that get indoors. If I see a spider in my room, I will catch it and then release it into another room. House spiders are wonderful animals and we should feel lucky that we are helping to support nature by providing them with a home. They are smart and will do their best to keep out of our way, but it's best to keep them out of the bedroom when we are sleeping. I mostly agree. Apart from once when my girlfriend and I were staying the weekend in a country cottage in Suffolk and I came across a spider in the bedroom, on the curtin. This, however, was no normal spider. It was sent by the Devil. It was probably 3-4 inches long, and had a rather large hairy body with very thick legs. And when you looked into its many eyes you saw visions of the Earth on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyxis Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I mostly agree. Apart from once when my girlfriend and I were staying the weekend in a country cottage in Suffolk and I came across a spider in the bedroom, on the curtin. This, however, was no normal spider. It was sent by the Devil. It was probably 3-4 inches long, and had a rather large hairy body with very thick legs. And when you looked into its many eyes you saw visions of the Earth on fire. Did she scream? I had a medium sized one crawling around under my shirt once. I felt this tickling sensation that just wouldn't go away, so lifted my shirt up and saw it crawling around on my chest. Freaky! Thankfully it wasn't that big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.C.G Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I came across a spider in the bedroom, on the curtin. This, however, was no normal spider. It was sent by the Devil. It was probably 3-4 inches long, and had a rather large hairy body with very thick legs. And when you looked into its many eyes you saw visions of the Earth on fire. Awwws and you kept him as a pet? "I shall call him... Heinrich!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I mostly agree. Apart from once when my girlfriend and I were staying the weekend in a country cottage in Suffolk and I came across a spider in the bedroom, on the curtin. This, however, was no normal spider. It was sent by the Devil. It was probably 3-4 inches long, and had a rather large hairy body with very thick legs. And when you looked into its many eyes you saw visions of the Earth on fire. liike clock spider? *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I bought a VCR and used it to kill the radio star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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