Ellmeister Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 If your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor, cuz he's hungry and thee only way to feed him is ta sleep wit a man for a little bit of money, and....ahem. Anyway, enough with me trying (read:failing) to be funny. Say hypothetically the world was coming to an end. You have 24 hours to do whatever you want. Who would you see? What would you do? And perhaps the most important question, what will you eat ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkatronics Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Im not sure, it would be a hard decision. Eat Chinese food. See my girlfriend. See all my friends. Plan a party for in Heaven. Bungie jump. Sky dive. Cliff dive. Go scuba diving. Go to an orgy. Take shit loads of drugs to see what the fuss is about. Dunno anything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Haha you really could do anything. I dunno. I might jump out of a plane with nothing on to experience what flying is like. Take a gun aswell and shoot myself before hitting the floor. Except that wouldn't work. But shut up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantsu Man! Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I would eat myself over the course of the 24 hours. 1: I'm gonna die anyway. 2: I want to know what I taste like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I have several options I would consider: A) Watch an entire series of 24. Seeing as it's quite a way under 24 hours, I'd spend the rest of the time reflecting on the season. 2: Declare my love for all my female friends one at a time. Just to see who returns the feelings. If any of them did I'd yell "I fucking knew it!" and move onto the next female friend. Unless they were one of my attractive female friends, then we'd bump uglies for a while. D. Spend the last 24 hours travelling. I reckon I could make it to Spain, providing the Chunnel is accessable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Captain Falcon Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Even hypothetically, I'd said it's an impossible question to answer. The rational thought which drives responses now would go out the window in a flash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Have a sneaky wank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happenstance Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Have a sneaky wank. Oh come on! If the world is ending I dont think sneaky is necessary, infact make it as public as possible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuD Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 2: Declare my love for all my female friends one at a time. Just to see who returns the feelings. If any of them did I'd yell "I fucking knew it!" and move onto the next female friend. Unless they were one of my attractive female friends, then we'd bump uglies for a while. That has to be the best response this question will get. Hypothetically if it doesn't come to an end for a while, then i'll have got the sky diving and stuff done anyway ........ I'd like to think i'd do some crazy shit but i'd probably be the one that sleeps through and misses everything, just catching the four horsemen bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I'd probably organize a huge "End of the World" party at my place, invite a few of my ex's around and see what happens. I think i'd invite the 4 horsemen and get them bladdered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuD Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Tequilla shots and hoo... ex's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Kill someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Not sure. If I didn't curl up in a ball and go insane with the knowledge of my own death/the end of all we know, I might; -Kill someone -Perform/sing a song on some stage, somewhere -Fuck someone -Write various letters/record a video diary thing -Paint/artify my feelings of the situations -Walk around town talking to random people -Tell everyone I know EXACTLY how I feel about them -Skydive -Go see Tori Amos live. (I need to complete the Trion) Other things too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I love the numerous mentions of killing someone. The fact that the only thing keeping you from killing someone is the prospect of life in prison, rather than your morals. But yes, I'd do the same. I'd find the nearest car, and run down the people I loathe most. If I'm going to die, they can sure as hell die before me. After that, masses of whoring myself out whilst listening to music I know and love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I love the numerous mentions of killing someone. The fact that the only thing keeping you from killing someone is the prospect of life in prison, rather than your morals. Not really. I'm very moral, but my own life comes first, and if that's out the window, I may as well indulge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 At this very moment be quite angry as my last months on Earth will have been spent fretting about my dissertation. Otherwise... -Tell everyone I know EXACTLY how I feel about them That. Mostly good but certain people need to be told otherwise. Umm celebrate. Go out partying I suppose. Copious amounts of gin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenuh Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Try to see the people I love one last time, even though that would take me way more than 24 hours to achieve I think (due to distance). =( Other than that, eat all the stuff I love! Would seriously eat until I could eat no more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyxis Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Chav hunting with a crossbow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Pretty much what I'm doing now but wearing a festive hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emasher Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Declare my love for all my female friends one at a time. Just to see who returns the feelings. If any of them did I'd yell "I fucking knew it!" and move onto the next female friend. Unless they were one of my attractive female friends, then we'd bump uglies for a while. I'd probably do this as soon as the 24 hours began. Although I don't have all that many so it could potentially not take that long, and potentially could be quite a while with a little luck. Try to see the people I love one last time This would also be on my list. Chav hunting with a crossbow. This too, although I might use guns and explosives instead. After that I'd probably come on here and say my final goodbyes to N-E, if anyone else came on here at that point. Then I'd play a few games for the last time. Perhaps a few Mario Games, Ocarina of Time, and Tales of Symphonia. Not all the way through, just for a bit. By the time this was all done, I'm sure I'd be quite close to 24 hours, so I'd just pray to the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
or else you will DIE Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 id check out http://www.n-europe.com for the latest nintendo news and make a few snappy posts on the hot and exciting forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 I'd probably do some snowboarding, a spot of base jumping and some sex would top it all off. I'd have some truffles for eats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 I think I might listen to that song. Man, I used to LOVE that song. Damn fine song. Also, did we have one of these back with the LHC? I'm not sure what I'd do yet. Probs try and get in touch with all my mates if not get us all together for some crazy end of the world party/rampage. I honestly don't think I'd be able to not be a total bastard and commit all those secret wrong things we aren't sposed to do, so I'd probably find myself a trident somewhere and fucking kill a guy. I'd probably take some sort of illicit substance as well. You know I'm totally having some end of the world sex too. I'd eat some chinese, or maybe a chicken shish, or maybe...I might settle for some of mum's cooking as my last meal. Probs visit my public house equivalent of The Winchester for a very swift pint, which I'd pull for myself(it's the end of the world, I can do what I like!). I'd probably find a car and drive really fast through a field, too. I'll probably think up a ton other things after I post this, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 With my current ridiculous amount of raging hormones, I'd probably just try to get laid - a lot. Using the "I only have 24 hours left to live" argument is probably a bad idea, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadKill Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Drink and play games, pretty much the same thing as every other day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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