Ashley Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Some women like it rough though, and he did she say she had lots and lots of experience. Also, one thing, after you have lost your virginicity, don't forget to cuddle her afterwards. DON'T FALL ASLEEEP. But really... Spooning is over-rated. Can be alright, and certainly better in a double, but sometimes its like "thanks, sleep now." And yes Bluey, there can be a kinky kind of abuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Don't have sex. That's my advice. Save your soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Make sure you have the lights on. A friend of mine thought he was was "in" but was actually doing something to her belly button. 'tis true. A guy I know was overly confident and was about to have sex with a fit lass on the setee. But he ended up putting it under her thigh and having sex with her thigh and the setee. She didn't want to say anything so she decided to fake it. So yeah when putting it in you can use your hand. Also it sounds like you've watched a fair few pornos. Do not expect it to be like that in any way. It will be sloppy and messy (and not in a kinky way) and she will be unimpressed and you will cry yourself to sleep. I learned this from experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soag Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 You need to watch Secretary. That movie is awesome, we got a lot of our sex game ideas from that movie : peace: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Mcoy Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Mcoy remembered when his date asked Mcoy to talk dirty, Mcoy didn't get very far... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 That movie is awesome, we got a lot of our sex game ideas from that movie : peace: haha, is that something you should be admitting? jealous.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soag Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 haha, is that something you should be admitting? jealous.. Damn right it is *Goes and gets the saddle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esequiel Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 LMFAO i can imagine that: "MCoy slips his little willy in your ear" "Mmm Mcoy enjoys it" "Mcoy touches your special place mmmm baby" >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 MCoy is fantasising about your sister. *WHACK* MCoy awoke several hours later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gentleben Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 If your looking to make it a special night why not treat her to some sex evil dead tree style? http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=24722038 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Mcoy Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Mcoy is aroused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I demand details on sunday:) I need this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 The best advice I can give in the short time I'll be on the computer for is don't be silly, wrap your willy! Oh, and as (I think) Flinky said, cuddle afterwards... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sagat Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 dont have sex; wait until you are married; that way u enjoy it better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 How can you mistake a setee for fannyage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goron_3 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Just play it cool and make sure she has orgasmed a few times before you even get to putting that condom on. Lots of kissing beforehand will get her all in the mood aswell. Have a wank before you go in (or before she is over), will settle your nerves abit. Oh, and control your breathing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 One question, have you done anything more than kissing before? You have experience in strokage and suckage, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 One question, have you done anything more than kissing before? You have experience in strokage and suckage, right? I believe he doesn't, he appears to be 100% newbie material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted June 27, 2008 Author Share Posted June 27, 2008 K is for King, the title you'll get, after you unleash your load into the back of her net.I is for "is it in yet?" If you hear this, then you're... N is for "never go near the bum", especially when you thrust. Leave it for now, first you must gain her trust! G is for "GO ON!" We're backing you all the way. We will all be playing Brawl, but Saturday is your Day. ROFL : peace: Ah, I love you guys, such love and support anyway, just flicking through right now, I'll be back later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I believe he doesn't, he appears to be 100% newbie material. Holy Fuck is he in for a treat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thirtynine. Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Holy Fuck is he in for a treat. Or Aids. 101010101010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Remember. As soon as you've finished, pay her and leave. She has other customers waiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Guy Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Do none of you have any control? :p Have a wank 5 minutes before? I'd just advise just enjoy it. Yes it may be over fairly quickly (for some blokes ) but if she knows you're doing it for the first time then she'll understand. Also you can do it a few times. And you can do other things besides intercourse. Getting good will take some practice so don't worry too much at first. Also don't forget the key to greatness... The clitoris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomJcg Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Too many jokes!! The thigh one was brilliant, messy though... Don't be a fool wrap your tool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Use two condoms. It's safer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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