Charlie Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Waking up and then a few seconds later remembering what happened the night before can sometimes be pretty crap. And blisters on my feet. My feet just seem to be one big, constant blister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkatronics Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 I don't get angry or mad ever. I just get even! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 The old favorite, standing on Lego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathjam Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 anything to do with weights coming into contact with my feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 The old favorite, standing on Lego. That's a bastard. And I thought kids' toys were supposed to be safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Not a painful annoyance, but I would like to, for once, leave the bathroom with my socks dry and not smelling of somebody else's piss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Not a painful annoyance, but I would like to, for once, leave the bathroom with my socks dry and not smelling of somebody else's piss! Someone in your family needs some target practice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 I've stapled two fingers together before. As coolness says, not that painful, but certainly weird to look at, and awkward to resolve. Landed bare-foot on a pin before and got it right in my big-toe. THAT really hurt... I burn my mouth/tongue all the time. Every time I have a pot noodle, every time I have a take-away pizza. I cut my tongue on the lid of a tin of beans rather bad the other week - I was licking the tomato sauce off :/ Also my ex-girlfriend accidentally pushed my elbow onto an open can once. I lifted my arm up and the can came with it, but as far as I can tell there's little-to-no scarring... I used to hate it when I set fire to my own hair/beard when lighting a cigarette. Hate it when I'm smoking and someone makes me burn myself somehow. Etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathjam Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Tore off half of nail on my big toe when I was a bit clumsy getting out of the bath tub once. Thing is, I was in a hurry to get out of the house as I had an urgent errand to run so I just put some tissue on the wound, put a sock on top and then ran outside. Obviously I had gotten dressed too. Doesn't hurt so much if you apply constant pressure on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinist Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 I was laying on my stomach once and then i stretched my arms and legs out and my right knee came out of its socket. That is the wost pain i have ever been in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 The old favorite, standing on Lego. Thanks. Those forgotten memories are now back, and my feet are now hurting. Anyway, biting your own tongue twice in the same meal is not very pleasant. I also hate..."aftas"...but I don't know how to say it in english. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 I just realised its the little things that REALLY piss me off. Anyone else the same? Like...when you get a papercut on the creasings of your finger....argh. Yeah, discuss XD Even better biting your tongue during a fit. It looks oh so sexy like this: The old favorite, standing on Lego. Standing on Stickle Bricks is even more sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViPeR Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Waking up thinking you have the day off. Then the slow realisation you don't. Gutted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 I woke up yesterday thinking I was going to watch Law and Order then Neighbours, I was gutted when I realised it was a Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beggilax Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 the time I blew up a plastic action figure with fireworks (a bad call no that I think of it) and got it's arm up to the elbow of my own elbow the doctor had to pull the thumb out because it was stuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letty Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 The most annoying thing if you fail a stage in a katamari game, by 1 or 2 mm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mundi Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 On the subject on feet and pain In my old job one of the tools I had to use was a pitchfork. One day after I decided to take a two minute break, I put my pitchfork down trough my shoe. I looked at my foot in pure terror thinking: "Fuck I just stabbed a fucking pitchfork trough my toes". Luckily the forks on the pitchfork were not very wide and the forks went between two of my toes. One centimeter to the left and I would have sliced three toes off me. But just seeing the fork trough my shoes made me feel like I actually stabbed myself trough my foot even though it didn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Waking up and slowly realising that you've missed something vital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Once when I was little I was out in the garden eating an ice cream but all I had on my feet were those cheapo plimsol things that you did PE in. There was a plank of wood with a rusty nail in it sticking up and I stood on it and it went straight into my foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforce_keeper Posted May 11, 2008 Author Share Posted May 11, 2008 I've stapled two fingers together before. As coolness says, not that painful, but certainly weird to look at, and awkward to resolve. Landed bare-foot on a pin before and got it right in my big-toe. THAT really hurt... I burn my mouth/tongue all the time. Every time I have a pot noodle, every time I have a take-away pizza. I cut my tongue on the lid of a tin of beans rather bad the other week - I was licking the tomato sauce off :/ Also my ex-girlfriend accidentally pushed my elbow onto an open can once. I lifted my arm up and the can came with it, but as far as I can tell there's little-to-no scarring... I used to hate it when I set fire to my own hair/beard when lighting a cigarette. Hate it when I'm smoking and someone makes me burn myself somehow. Etc. I did the "tongue cut on the can" thing too, ouch. Also on another occasion, I was running my finger around the edges of the can, and sliced my finger on the creasing. Ouch. Yes, I have now learnt my lesson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejay Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 All the cuts on my arms that I get at work. Makes me look like a self harmer. :/ I have three horizontal slits on my wrist. I scraped my wrist on a lego castle but no one believes me when I say that. I don't really blame them as who the fuck manages to cuts themselve with lego. Me apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emasher Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Oh god, I have a sore throat, I'm stuffed up so badly that I can't blow my nose and I just burnt my tongue on soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 The realisation you have a limb trapped in something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 The realisation you have a limb trapped in something. I hate those chinese finger traps...... I feel like I'm never going to get my fingers out of them again. I think my feet are quite touugh as i walk barefoot most the time so the Lego doesnn't effect me so much. I walked a whole day on a pencil the other day as it was stuck in my sock. It looked as if i had a limp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Have had multiple cuts, worst i think are paper cuts between the fingers, they hurt a lot. And cuts on the tendon areas hurt a lot as well, and take forever to heal as well. Got a wound still healing on my arm. It hurt a lot the day after and for a while after. Still looks like it is healing up though, but it is a lot better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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