ReZourceman Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 Ive come to the conclusion that how good a chat up line is has no bearing whatsoever on the outcome. What matters is the attractiveness of the person saying the chat up line. And thus I crack another case.
Pit-Jr Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 i realized this a while back. Im now a hermit
Shino Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 Tune in next week for another... Myth Busters!
nightwolf Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 And it's taken you how many years to realise that...?
ReZourceman Posted February 18, 2008 Author Posted February 18, 2008 Tune in next week for another... Myth Busters! Haha, I was gonna put "Myth busted" And it's taken you how many years to realise that...? 21. Just. I havnt given it 21 years of thought though.
Ellmeister Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 My friend used one on me yesterday: "If cars ran on love, and you got in my car, we'd never run out of fuel." Now if I was gay, and he was gay I would be naked in front of him in a second. Shame he didn't really mean it
rokhed00 Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 Personally I'm more interested in cock and/or wallet size, it's not like I have to look at them while they fuck me.
kyletherobot Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 this is true, unless you use this bad-boy of a line: 'You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.' maybe not, though.
Noodleman Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 I've never really seen the point of chat up lines, just walking up to a girl and introducing yourself works pretty well for me. Sometimes I even offer to buy them a drink :smooth: . I have however seen the follwing work but im not handsome enough to pull it off. *throw ice from drink on the floor and step on it* "Now that the ice has broken wanna shag." But the guy who used it is a lothario of epic proportions, I take solace in the fact he is probably riddled with STD's.
welsh_gamer Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 A bit of sexual innuendo in conversation is what I use to chat up a lady. If I had to use a chat up line, I would love to say - 'There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more inside you?'
Solo Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 A bit of sexual innuendo in conversation is what I use to chat up a lady. If I had to use a chat up line, I would love to say - 'There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more inside you?' I don't get it.
Cube Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 Ive come to the conclusion that how good a chat up line is has no bearing whatsoever on the outcome. What matters is the attractiveness of the person saying the chat up line. People actually use them???
ReZourceman Posted February 18, 2008 Author Posted February 18, 2008 I don't get it. The person saying the chat up line is really meaning that they are going to insert a bone into the persons body. Probably in rectum or vagina.
nekunando Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 I never had to use a chat up line.. and I'm not good looking.. and I'm a gaming nerd.. and I never say much.. How am I very happily involved with 'buttons after two and a half years..? I must be doing something right
Guest bluey Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 I never had to use a chat up line.. and I'm not good looking.. and I'm a gaming nerd.. and I never say much.. How am I very happily involved with 'buttons after two and a half years..? I must be doing something right ORLY?? O___o
Guest bluey Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 ..what you mean Bluey? She's my girl aaaa....did NOT know that. i'm just as short sighted as rez but yay for you two ^___^
nekunando Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 ..haha.. it's ok.. we keep ourselves to ourselves.. but yeh, maybe she'll explain how I managed to charm my way to her heart without chat-up lines 'bam'bam ftw
Platty Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 Personally I'm more interested in cock and/or wallet size, it's not like I have to look at them while they fuck me. God damn. Chat up lines suck anyway. I've never used them.
EEVILMURRAY Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 And it's taken you how many years to realise that...? It's probably the myth that women talk bullshit about personality which has thrown many people off the scent. HOWEVER! A right line is what you lack. http://www.linesthataregood.com I recommend the first selection.
BeerMonkey Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 Personally I'm more interested in cock and/or wallet size, it's not like I have to look at them while they fuck me. and who said romance was dead remember a mate doing this chat up to a lass in a club (he told me bout it) "hello there my watch can tell the future *taps watch* it says that you and me will be in bed later tonight" cheesy as.
nightwolf Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 I'd probably just laugh at a guy using a chat-up line to me personally...^.^
Raining_again Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 I'd laugh and take it as a compliment that they went to the effort to think of one. ^_^ I like a guy that can make me laugh =) This reminds me of the chat up thread we had going a while back on here. Anybody ever had a successful chat up line?
MoogleViper Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 ..haha.. it's ok.. we keep ourselves to ourselves.. but yeh, maybe she'll explain how I managed to charm my way to her heart without chat-up lines 'bam'bam ftw You managed to do that before you charmed her? Teach me.
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