Dan_Dare Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 hand to gland combat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Some of this stuff in this thread is purely shocking on a 'weirdo' sort of level. I know some of you are most likely bullshitting with some of your stories, but noticing the age of some of you and what you still get up to..........damn, sort it the fuck out. All of my stories are 100% true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejay Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 hand to gland combat This one is great. Current winner atm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 hand to gland combat I use that term too! How about "Digitally oscillating your hot dog". Or, of course, strangling the python. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bogus Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Polishing your Vorpal Blade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 OK, boys, here's the killer question. Is it worse being caught having a wank by your parents or having sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Oof, very hard question. I wanna say wanking, as long as them seing you doing it, isn't them finding out that you are doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Oof, very hard question.I wanna say wanking, as long as them seing you doing it, isn't them finding out that you are doing it. Yeah, we've been talking about it quite a bit recently (don't ask). We decided on wanking too because when you're having sex you're actually with someone else. As embarrassing as that would be, being caught rubbing one out would be a lot worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomJcg Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 OK, boys, here's the killer question. Is it worse being caught having a wank by your parents or having sex? Sex i reckon, from the mum: "my little boy's so grown up" or for a girl it's a stereotypical from dad "get the hell out or i call the cops!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Call the cops? We aren't american dom... cor blimey guvnor! Being caught having sex isn't so bad, having a wank on your own would be so sad to see though. Although if you're not wearing protection.. then it could be worse if the parents tried to intervene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 What like if you dad busts in and says "WOAH WOAH, try THIS position instead. HEY KAREN, GET IN HERE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Or if the dad tries to show you the position by getting you out of the way and trying it with the girl.... eewy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 OK, boys, here's the killer question. Is it worse being caught having a wank by your parents or having sex? Having sex, you share the blame, and you could even shift it all onto the other by claiming they took advantage of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 I'd say wanking. Having sex is just a part of life that people are proud of. Wanking...not so proud. lol As for the euphemisms... Taking matters into one's own hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bogus Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Used to get caught wanking a lot when i was younger which was embarrassing (cue a lecture from my mum on on how it's unhygienic and unchristian). I guess with shagging it depends on who catches you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 I guess with shagging it depends on who catches you Worst case scenario ; Your girlfriend/wife catches you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bogus Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Worst case scenario ; Your girlfriend/wife catches you. Best (tho unlikely) scenario: She joins in :awesome: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 How did you get caught a lot? Did you just never learn your lesson? Surely getting caught just once or twice is a suggestion that hey, maybe you should be a bit more discreet? If Freud were around, he'd probably suggest that you liked getting caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 By your mother. (as for my opinions, I'd say caught having a wank) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Shaking hands with the guv'nor of love. I had a wank a few minutes ago. Just before that I tried fingering my bumhole. I don't know how gays do it, I couldn't fit it up at all, not even my little finger. Although Strider managed to fit his whole finger up. Getting caught hasex is on a larger scale but getting caught having a wank is way more embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Lovely Moogle... You need some lubrication. That or you have a very small asshole XD. To be honest, i've once or twice thought of doing it... but you know, its always creeped me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomJcg Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Lovely Moogle...You need some lubrication. That or you have a very small asshole XD. To be honest, i've once or twice thought of doing it... but you know, its always creeped me out. I'd feel too...dirty doing it tbh :S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Lovely Moogle...You need some lubrication. That or you have a very small asshole XD. To be honest, i've once or twice thought of doing it... but you know, its always creeped me out. I have a reaaly small arse hole. Once I almost got caught doing it. My mum walked out of the house but had forgotten something so walked back in. Luckily she went in her room and not mine or she would have definitely caught me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Although Strider managed to fit his whole finger up.. Did i bollocks say that. I said i tried, then thought "Nah this ain't working" and never went back there again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shino Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 So as soon as your mum walked out you stuck your finger up your butt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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