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Sara Pezzini, a tough-as-nails NYPD homicide detective who comes into possession of the Witchblade, a supernatural, sentient artifact with immense destructive and protective powers. The weapon has bonded with various women throughout history, the most recent being Danielle Baptiste. Others who have come into contact with the Witchblade include Cleopatra and Joan of Arc. Sara struggles to hone the awesome powers of the Witchblade and fend off those with a nefarious interest in it, especially entrepreneur Kenneth Irons. She also struggles to maintain a personal life.

 

The Witchblade is an intelligent, ancient, and conscious weapon with extraterrestrial origins. It is one of thirteen weapons of this type. It is the offspring of the universe's opposing aspects, the Darkness and the Angelus (the dark and the light). The Witchblade is a male aspect created to act as a balance, which must have a female as a host. The Witchblade was discovered in modern times in Greece by Kenneth Irons, but before he found it, it had many wielders. When not in use, it can look like an ornate, jewel encrusted, right-handed gauntlet. When wielded by an unworthy user, that person will lose their arm. It forms a symbiotic relationship with the host, who can hear the Witchblade. When used, it expands across the body of the wielder, shredding clothes and covering the body like an armour. The amount and coverage of the armour depends on the level of the threat. For example, when facing mortals, it will usually generate less armour than when facing a demon of hell. This armor can produce extensions of itself that can form swords, other stabbing weapons, hooks, chains, shields, and wings, enabling the wielder to fly. It may also become temperamental if it chooses not to be used. When wielded, it can shoot energy blasts from the hand or sword, fire projectile darts, and whip-like grapples to attack or to climb. The Witchblade is also an excellent lock pick, and can heal wounds, even mortal ones. The Witchblade can re-animate the dead, empathically show the wielder scenes of great trauma, and allow the wielder to relive experiences from past wielders as dreams.

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But why is she naked? should i bother asking?

 

When shes wearing the Witchblade thing its often all she has on (although the metal does create a "costume" for her, and wraps her boobs etc.

 

Also The Dark Knight is gonna be stunning. Reviews are on Aintitcool and such, and apparently even people who didnt like Begins are saying its absolutely amazing and a masterpiece.

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'Friends' movie in the next 18 months?

 

A big screen adaptation of US sitcom Friends is reportedly being lined up for release within the next 18 months.

 

According to the Daily Mail, the spinoff has been inspired by the success of the Sex And The City movie.

 

Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow are all apparently keen to reprise their roles in the film.

 

"The box office success of Sex And The City has really got their wheels spinning about how a Friends film could be just as big, if done right," said a source.

 

"Timing and the script are really important, but now that Courteney and Jen both have production companies, they can potentially get very involved in those decisions."

 

The insider added: "What's held back a Friends movie so far is that people worried that Jennifer had simply become too famous to play Rachel again.

 

"But the truth is that Jennifer is finally willing to do it, and she'd love to work with that whole team of actors and producers again."

 

Friends aired its final episode on NBC in 2004.

 

Oh god I hope this is true. I love Friends to bits, and would love to see them back again. Thoughts?

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300 sequal is on the horizon, according to empire.

 

Not exactly a sequel...may be a prequel of some kind.

 

Frank Miller is writing the graphic novel, and they will be ramping production fairly soon after its completion.

 

Wholly unnecessary. Because 300 was boring.

 

I jest. Well it was alright.

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Not exactly a sequel...may be a prequel of some kind.

 

Frank Miller is writing the graphic novel, and they will be ramping production fairly soon after its completion.

 

Wholly unnecessary. Because 300 was boring.

 

I jest. Well it was alright.

 

No, you were right the first time. It was boring. It had attractive guys in just their underwear and that couldn't even save it. One of the most overrated movies I've ever seen.

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'Friends' movie in the next 18 months?

 

 

 

Oh god I hope this is true. I love Friends to bits, and would love to see them back again. Thoughts?

 

I have mixed fellings about this. :) I raelly like friends but It ended in such a good way that anything after might feel a little stale!

 

Though of course if done right it could be great. I just want to see Chandler on the big screen. :p

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I have mixed fellings about this. :) I raelly like friends but It ended in such a good way that anything after might feel a little stale!

 

Though of course if done right it could be great. I just want to see Chandler on the big screen. :p

 

Haha! Thats true, but in a way I thought the ending was a little...expected. I'd of loved something else to happen rather than just Ross and Rachel getting together.

 

The movie will probably entail them getting married or something I would of thought. But I couldn't give a toss about the plot, as long as Phoebe is in it I'm there. Twice.

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Haha! Thats true, but in a way I thought the ending was a little...expected. I'd of loved something else to happen rather than just Ross and Rachel getting together.

 

The movie will probably entail them getting married or something I would of thought. But I couldn't give a toss about the plot, as long as Phoebe is in it I'm there. Twice.

 

Aye!

 

You could see it coming from Miles away but everything felt "complete" for me. :) I don't feel the need for a movie.

 

Though It would be interesting to see what their lives are like now. :)

 

Someone got me excited and said there may be a Kung Fu Panda 2. :o If the first does well.

 

I hopethey are not lying :( and that dreamworks go through with this.

 

I'd want the story to be on a much larger scale! Full blown animal war! :D

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