EEVILMURRAY Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 I'll join in. I've seen many a £50 note, especially by the cocky Asians down at the casino. And Asian students... They must keep them all in China or something. I've had a grands worth of £50 notes infront of me before. It was all mine.Also had £250 in £50 notes in my wallet before. Some guy, in the building business, came in and paid with them. I took them. Obviously I changed my money for it. I also recently had one in my wallet before I put it in the bank. Speaking of money, I've only ever seen a £5 coin once. And that was when they first came out. Today was shit. I have a £5 coin! I had two but I spent one on sweets years ago. Almost had a tricky day at work yesterday, met with the missus and some chums at another pub and was sitting outside where these complete tools were harassing some chaps for a ciggy, then when they got one wouldn't shut up saying that he was "sound as fuck" 100 times a minute. They smuggled in some of the Apple Smirnoff and I managed to get a taste of some with lemonade. They started bragging about their drug collections, whilst telling the other chap he was still sound as fuck. Apparently I looked like a stoner... "You got buds?" "No I don't do any of that, my brother does that..." "I don't give a fuck about your brother, no offence" [Oh yes, way to get into my good books.] THEN I was stupid enough to mention I had work in 20 mins and that I worked in a pub. Suddenly I owed them for the miniscule taste of their vodka and had to give them triple shots for the price of double, but only pay for a single. The logic behind this is they pay for a double, but I only ring it in as a single, keep the difference and serve them a double. THEN it became a quadruple shot: "Quadruples for singles? sound as fuck?!" I decided to retreat inside so they'd forget about me, being twatted as they were. Not long after my friend texted me saying they'd been kicked out and I could see there was a Coppa talking to them. The missus and I went back outside and we spent the rest of the time before I had to go to work insulting the little shits with the chaps they begged for a ciggy.
Slaggis Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 Just got back for a hours break from work. I apparently recieved a complaint yesterday about my "rudeness" towards a customer. I love that after being horrendously rude to me, she had the nerve to make a complaint about my service. She should be happy I continued to serve her for christ sake. God I hate people sometimes. My last 2 hours of work, and then I can afford my leeds ticket! Yay!
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 (edited) My turtles shirt arrived today, much impressed. The bag it came in had a pr0 design on it. Just got some new trainers too. I love shopping for trainers. I can be in and out the shop in less than ten minutes. Fuck you all. Edited August 18, 2009 by EEVILMURRAY
arnold Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 My turtles shirt arrived today, much impressed. The bag it came in had a pr0 design on it. Just got some new trainers too. I love shopping for trainers. I can be in and out the shop in less than ten minutes. Fuck you all. mine came last week, fucking Epic isn't it, I should have saved the bag, it was pretty nifty, ah well, if i get another one I will.
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 fucking Epic isn't it So Epic it was physically named after it.
ReZourceman Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 I totally forgot to say the other day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had Perfect Pizza the other day for the first time in a fair while. Shit' blew me away. They are S0 GOOD now. Seriously,the dough is crispy, and clearly fresh, teh tomato was lovely and fresh, and the cheese was just great. It was all absolutely brilliant. And of course = A) They're the cheapest B) They do mozzerella sticks. Doubt I'll ever have any other take away pizza around here.
Raining_again Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 I had a lesson today and it was fan-fucking-tastic - well except that I had to do reversing into a space 4 times! I was too fast in turning first time, then too slow, leaving the line under the car (good job well done ) then i was a little bent on the third (which I rectified by going forward and back again - which apparently is acceptable on the test.) then bloody perfect last time. I'm really fucking hit and miss with the reversing... and I'm glad I got a go at correcting myself, because I've never had to do that yet. And my instructor is great making me go over it lots and she's very good at complimenting me for doing well, so I don't feel discouraged! =) Knowing my luck it WILL be one of the manoeuvres that I have to do on my test =( I totally owned the parallel parking though!! Hell yeah. My test is so soooon urgh I'm scared ;___; My hips have reaaaaally started to hurt lately. Its a long lasting pain that doesn't seem to be going away (my pain is mostly temperamental, goes away with heat or meds or just when it wants) so I am a tad on the worried side. =(
S.C.G Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 Glad to hear that driving is going well for you Raining don't worry about the reverse parking, I think most people have trouble with that when learning - pretty sure I did - *high five* on the parallel parking btw! ^^ It's pretty nerve-wracking when you get closer to the test but try not to worry too much about it, the more you 'hype it up' in your mind just before, the harder it makes things I think, that's what happened to me looking back, anyway, don't fear it, look forward to it if you can because I reckon that you will pwn it! *hugs* I hope that your hips are ok... I can't think what the cause of the pain might be as I'm not a Doctor but I really hope that it's nothing serious, the only thing that I can think of is maybe it's a late growth spurt? I googled it and apparently it's not uncommon for people to get a growth spurt in their early - mid twenties! surprised me, just a thought anyway. *mahoosive hugs*
Eddage Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 Raining is it true that you can't go above 45mph in NI during your driving test? I was talking to a friend on Saturday and she says she's gonna take her next test (4th) back in NI, but was gonna find it hard to stay below 45. Is it the same for lessons as well? Seems a bit strange, it's not really preparing you for when you pass... Also, when I told her that some people from N-E might be coming to Alton Towers in September she was disappointed that the Ballymena lot weren't! As for my day... work was rather dull as usual, got another friendly tomorrow evening, hopefully we'll play a bit better than the last game. I'm gonna be pissed if we start with a 50302 formation again
Raining_again Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 Raining is it true that you can't go above 45mph in NI during your driving test? I was talking to a friend on Saturday and she says she's gonna take her next test (4th) back in NI, but was gonna find it hard to stay below 45. Is it the same for lessons as well? Seems a bit strange, it's not really preparing you for when you pass... During learning, during test, and duration of R plates (year after passing) you cannot do more than 45mph. (even on a motorway o____O)
Eddage Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 Bloody hell, for a year after as well? That's ridiculous!
ReZourceman Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 Bloody hell, for a year after as well? That's ridiculous! That actually is ridiculous. How do you even get anywhere? I was restricted to 50 MPH on the way back from Alton Towers (space saver tyre due to puncture) and it was just hilarious/took the piss (innit Molly) lol. Although we had epic KFC and we just sang SO much. My voice was absolutely kaned the following day though. And was at work. Was so bad.
Raining_again Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 I have no idea, its silly, I can see the reasoning behind it... but at the same time its like, loads of people take em off, or just speed, and its never policed enough anyway! So who gives a shit.. and our car insurance is immense here, very expensive
Jimbob Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 (edited) Had myself a good day. Spent much of it on Mario Galaxy and watching a tonne of The Fast Show, which was nice. Had myself a Jacket Spud for tea, and with the rest of this week i shall be mostly eating Green Beans. May watch some feckin Father Ted in a mo, once i have grabbed a yoggie from the fridge. (Apologies for the FS quotes in the above HWYD) I've also been looking at purchasing the remaining Home Improvement DVD's, i can't see them out in the UK which is a shame. Germany have them, complete in English so i guess thats a possible chance of purchase Edit: Seems impossible, i can find them. But i don't have the means for payment as such. They only seem to take Mastercard + Visa. Well, it was worth a shot i thought. Edited August 18, 2009 by Jimbob
Slaggis Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 I'm so ashamed. I read "No woman will ever be truly happy, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money!" on a friends facebook status and giggled for about 5 minutes.
Gentleben Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 I'm so ashamed. I read "No woman will ever be truly happy, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money!" on a friends facebook status and giggled for about 5 minutes. And no Man would be happy with a penis that melts AND even if you stood around in a freezer all day or lived somewhere cold it would be damm painful ejaculating coins/notes. 10hr shift tomorrow, thats no fun.
Dyson Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 TIRED. Started work today, had to travel to London for teambuilding and such. Got training tomorrow thouh so another early night for me (by my standards) Goodnight N-Europe!
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 I've just been reading about our favourite show [due to a reference in another topic], which was cut down in its prime, we all know what televised gold I'm referring to - Gamezville. Taken from the Wiki * During an interview with GamesMaster Magazine about his new game show When Games Attack, Dominik Diamond declared that "Gamezville is the equivalent to eating your own shit, the producers must have thought 'Oh because we have black people in it must be street'". * Johnny Finch, producer of GamesMaster, was also asked about his opinion on Gamezville during an interview, and expressed: "I have more respect for suicide bombers than I do for the people who are involved with Gamezville... it's all fucking 'Yo mate...' I mean these guys can't even speak fucking English".
martinist Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 None of yoiu guys never call! you casll yourselvs friends? I call you perople who don't call! i'm a veryy lonely man! so somyebody call, and the otherds can get me some pineapple slices! becasuse i necver knew i lovced those things so musch. I love them almodst as much aas i love youtr moythers... sio my day woulfd be alot bertter if onse of you guyds would call, ansd the others woulds get me some pineappkle. I'm shure you';re very nicve guys nad atleast one of you hguys will do this for me. If you dlo I will personasly come to your houseds or places of dwselling and \I will do you a faviour, be it sexualll or otherwised.
gaggle64 Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 (edited) I think I'm just going to go to bed and hope he's OK in the morning. He usually is. Edited August 19, 2009 by gaggle64
Ellmeister Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 I thought it was a joke? He really is that bad at typing drunk? Worse than Haggis!
Jimbob Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 I believe Mr Martinist is a tad under the influence of alcohol. I hope all will be well with him in the morning. He should really drink a pint of water or two so a hang-over won't be as bad or non-existent if he is lucky before he goes to bed. I shall be heading to bed myself in a few minutes, right after Fear Factor.
Slaggis Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 I thought it was a joke? He really is that bad at typing drunk? Worse than Haggis! I've improved damn it!
Chris the great Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 you know that super awkward, super manufactured bit on programs were people are voted off? the long pauses, the non commiting speeches, the general hiking up of tension? i had that today, in real life. finding out i was one of the lucky 50% who gets to keep my job. i'll explain. see, half the staff on the swine line had to go, so small groups were brought to a side room and told if they made the cut or not. id already accepted what ever happened was my karma, but most of the people in my room were nervous about the job, it would have been better to just say straight off, rather then keep us guessing. a few of my friends werent so lucky. if youd had a day off sick, you were fired, if your been late once, you were fired. an annoying, loud girl who actualy asked a caller who'd been booted out of big brother, and has been caught sleeping on the job twice is still employed. a guy who was ill, loses his job, a girl who swapped shifts and the system didnt register it properly, may have lost hers.
Slaggis Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 I can't sleep. Calling Shef in about 6 hours to hopefully find out whether I'm being given a place or not. Never been so worried in my entire life, I can literally feel my heart beating about three times as fast everytime I think about it.
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