Kav Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 In the words of the great Homer J Simpson: Dear Baby, welcome to Dumpsville, population; you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 jesus christ that would put me off goin anywhere near a man ever again :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 mm ignore this message Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Laguna| Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 mm ignore this message Consider it ignored (just a note that there is a delete button when you click edit post) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabookerman Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 you womem are worse,.... with your ropes, and knives and scissors and your needle (urethra) cocaine, penis falls off, amputate the leg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 After going out with her for 6 months, text her saying, "Here's to a happy 6 months. But that's all you're getting, I'm afraid. Dumped." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeerMonkey Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 hands up who has a boyfriend *G/F raises hand* sorry not you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platty Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 ahem i quote the great homer simpson: "three words - I Am Gay" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1cubeplayer Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Nobody's mentioned the classic, "We need to take some time off and see other people." ....or has it been mentioned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calza Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 "I slept with your mum" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arragaun Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Say that you're a time cop from the future and your investigation has ended. And that he/she is now under arrest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowser.Vs.FWNT Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Just tell her you have a collection of dead badgers in your shed that you occasionally give homemade lemonade to. If that doen't work just hit her with a shovel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 You could tell them you tested positive for HIV or have genital herpes. Not so great if your friends are her friends.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blumeanie. Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Its easy, just cut back on the money ,champagne , cocaine and 70s disco funk . It always works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmellow Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Oh oh!I got a better one! Hire a Succubs. Succubus Definition: Popular creatures in mythology that drain the tesopherone out of men by having sex with them and adding it to their lifeforce, making them even stronger and a better than before. While they were having sex, they would stick their tongue out and it would go down the throat of the man, nearly killing him. It was believed (although not proven) that there even a Lesbian Succubus, that hunted and thrived on women. They are basically demoness' from Hell whose sole purpose is to drain the souls of men by having sex with them while they are asleep. wtf?? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 I thought the one about raising your hand if you have a boyfriend was a classic. Wow. I just realised how we're all bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawn Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Wait for a tender moment when the other half says "I love you" and come back with "Thats a shame, I think you are a bit of a minger. Please leave me alone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Hmm.. Worries me that I thought about this as much as I did :P Well I'd send her songs. I'd say "hey here's a song I really like, reminds me of you!" then send her something like The Used - Bulimic, Jimmy Eat World - Get it Faster, Motion City Soundtrack - Hold Me Down... You know, the songs which say 'we should break up' or 'i hate you'. Be sure to wait at least an hour before replying to any texts, and be sure to avoid actually answer any question she may have asked in it. Be late for everything, especially the ones you arrange. if she leaves before you get there, make her feel guilty by calling her and saying your mother fell over and you had to be with her until teh doctor arrived, but she's ok now. Whenever she comes over, make yourself food and drink and not her. Don't even offer it. When she falls asleep, steal all the duvet. Hide her clothes. Hide her shoes or put things in them and blame siblings and/or pets. I'll get back to you as I gotta go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Laguna| Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 wtf?? ? You know you want one :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellfire Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Kill their family and pets. Funnay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaijin von Snikbah Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Smack her in the face with a salmon. Worked for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kopo Posted October 25, 2005 Author Share Posted October 25, 2005 How about saying you'll give her a surprise haircut and shave her bald Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lammie Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 It's ment to be fun. Just say us how you'd dump her (or him) in an original/cruel/whatever way. Keep it polite. Take her for a drive out to the countryside (or a resonable distance from her home) pull over and get out, once she's out, quickly jump back in and take off like a shower of sh*t. Or tell her you might have given her AIDS and then flee the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jav_NE Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 To take the question seriously, i say it depends on the state of the relationship. Ultimately, do you want her to hate you or would you like the window of friendship and/or getting it on again in the future. You must consider these questions very wisely young daters! As someone said though, dont do the ignoring thing, its childish and cowardly and you're wasting your time as well as hers. Tell em straight, hopefully they wont castrate your balls... whatever you do, always do it in public, away from sharp objects and with an escape plan if the situation gets ugly and turns into a 'conversation'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanchez Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Cleaveland Steamer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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