KKOB Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 Random thought inspired this so feel free to shoot me! If N-Europe were a small village or town, what role would you play in the community? Farmer? Gossip? Wench? Leader of a bizarre cult with aspirations to win awards for the village, perhaps?
Shorty Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 I'd be a policeman who accepts bribes and confiscates drink off the 15 year olds on the corner only to drink it all in my car then drive off giggling.
Guest Jordan Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 I always figured that if NE was a small village, the mods would be like police and the admins live in a huge castle in them middle of the place. Personally? I'd be the guy working in a computer shop, only i'd never charge anyone...
harribo Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 Village freak. Thought I might as well continue my roll from real life.
Shino Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 A weird but surprisingly friendly foreign guy. Edit: You know what would be awesome? If someone actually draw this. Like a Wally thingy.
conzer16 Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 I'd run the pub. All drinks a pound euro lads (and ladies...)!
Blue_Ninja0 Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 I would invent the internet again and implement it on that village, so that we could have a N-E forum.
AeroScap Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 I'd be an eccentric city type who instead of communting from the villiage, I commute TO the villiage with my crazy city metaphors and wacky stories; spinning my yarn in the villiage square with nothing but a 4 piece suit, a guitar and a backpack with all my SG-Atlantis fanboy material inside.
Marshmellow Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 I think I would be the random guy that did random work at random hours of the day, just so I can make money for games and such. Then the rest of the time I sit home and vs everybody.
AeroScap Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 I'd be the village Prostitute. Work for me, my darling and this villiage will be eating out of our hands!
gaggle64 Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 I wouldn't live in the village, I'd be the type to live out on a broken down cottage on a hillside moor outside, only to wonder into the village periodically at any given hour day or night. Rumours would soon spread about the nature of my person. Man? Beast? Demon? Eventually I'd try to court one of the fine, upstanding ladies of NE-village society only to be thrown down the village well by superstitious villagers who believe my dislike of the film "300" is solely responsible for the local crop famine. It's a tragic story.
Gaijin von Snikbah Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 Id be a naked old man with a long beard living in a hole in the ground. I will never speak nomatter how much anyone tries. Sometimes I will be chased by an angry mob.
KKOB Posted March 28, 2007 Author Posted March 28, 2007 I think I'd be the gossip whore/noisy bastard who has house parties and gets half the village drunk.
Shorty Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 id be a herb grower Fuck the police I am the N-E police. Situation update: Skunky17 would be in N-E's lock-up.
Eenuh Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 I'd be the local artist with a foreign accent who everybody knows but no one buys anything from. Resulting in me drinking my troubles away. =D
Cube Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 Some kind of Mad scientist thing in a nearby castle. Experimenting. On Humans.
Ginger_Chris Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 Dammit, cube, you stole my role. Thats it, i guess i'll have to be the guy who made millions on the stock market, then retired at 35 to the village to relax with my huge mansion, fast car and hot women. And to think I was going to play around with brains.
Mundi Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 I´d be the village pyromaniac I hope you liked living there
conzer16 Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 I'd be the local artist with a foreign accent who everybody knows but no one buys anything from. Resulting in me drinking my troubles away. =D Well don't forget there is an Irish bar in town
Guest Jordan Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 Id sit around looking pretty. Damn right you will
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