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I'm also watching this tommorow, with 10 male friends.

 

It will be the ultimate in homoerotic entertainment. Half naked sweaty men killing each other in the face, what more do you want.

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Y'know, I know - I KNOW - I'm going to hate this film, but sadly curiosity is a compelling mistress. If it's as bad as I think it may be, I can probably escape by drowning drown myself in my maltesers or something.

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Why will you hate it Gaggle?

Well, my tutor likes to describe these sorts of films as "wank for boys," (Schwarzenegger et all) and that's fair enough, however from what I hear (from both those who like and dislike it) they may have somewhat overdone the "wank" part of things. Indeed, if one were to take this metaphor far too far, one might say that I am fulling expecting to be cum on, repeatedly, throughout the duration of the film.

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*SPOILER*

 

The cinematography, choreography, costume design, sound fx, CG is all fine, brilliant, exciting, sometimes outstanding. Apart from a few one-liners though, most of which are in the trailer, the script is pretty weak/thin, and I mean irritating in parts.

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Watched it just now, was a good laugh in most places. Slowed down a bit too much in parts and just wanted it to go back to the action scenes.

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I just saw it. To saw i was compleely blown away would be an understatment. It looked incredible, was true to the comic style, the story was told excellently, well acted. Just incredible. I think I will be seeing this several times in the cinemas.

 

fantastic film.

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Cant wait to see this, going with mates on saturday i think.

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This advert just came on.

 

The other day i was screaming "TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!!!" randomly at break. Was getting a few stares. I sounded a lot like him though. My girlfriend backed away from me.

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It's like a really bad, made for TV remake of Gladiator. Cheap sets, blue screens and baby oil abounds. Ideal if you find the very concepts of plot and character development pretentious. It was all I could do to stop my gut from bursting with laughter when the little boy dies murmuring something about the darkness. It's the sort of stuff that was considered laughably cliché 50 years ago. Beyond that, only the lead character's hilariously variable accent was of any entertainment value. Can't say I'd recommend it.

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It's like a really bad, made for TV remake of Gladiator. Cheap sets, blue screens and baby oil abounds. Ideal if you find the very concepts of plot and character development pretentious. It was all I could do to stop my gut from bursting with laughter when the little boy dies murmuring something about the darkness. It's the sort of stuff that was considered laughably cliché 50 years ago. Beyond that, only the lead character's hilariously variable accent was of any entertainment value. Can't say I'd recommend it.

 

You had a well formed opinion way before you watched the movie. It was obvious you weren't going to enjoy it.


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