Shino Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Waking with the alarm clock (seriously). But in a more fictional way, waking up after sleeping with a girl you met last night, and find out you're in a bathtub full of ice with half your organs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_Ninja0 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 I hate waking up having slept on top of my arm. It's faintly horrifying, especially when you sleep on both, until the circulation returns it's like a preview of what being paralysed is like. The first time that happened to me i almost shit myself. I sensed an arm was on the top of my chest. With my right hand i touched it and thought to myself: "Who the hell is sleeping here with me?? I was supposed to be alone!" Then i followed where the arm lead to... MY LEFT SHOULDER!! I got damn shit scared because it was the first time it happened and i never thought i could completely paralyse my own arm. I though it was something serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Has anyone ever actually had sleep paralysis(not the arm thing)? It isn't so much horrible to wake up from, in fact, very relieving to wake up from, but it is really bloody scary to have at the time, because I usually feel like I'll never wake up from it. I've had the arm thing a few times, the first time I had it was really scared my arm would never work again or something. It doesn't happen often, but I think it's really cool when it does now, well funny having to phsyically move it around using my other arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeroScap Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 waking up after a REALLLY heavy day drinking the day before to the sound of a fire alarm in the halls. You PANIC (as you are still drunk XD) whip on some clothes. Then the alarm stops, staggering to the kitchen the alarm stops! huzzah! you think. Back in bed; ready to sleep the day away and the fire alarm goes off again! You swear as you realise that they are testing the alarms. The siren continues to go on and off for the next 30 mins. You get a massive headache, part drink, part the loud noise. Managing to dose off slightly, you hear a girly scream! "OMG why is there eggs all over my door!! AHHHHHHHHHHH there's a condom on my door handle!!!!" Wide awake with tiredness and a headache you realise that the flatemates has pranked the girl which lives opposite you. Commotion over? Give another 10 mins of peace, the CLEANER to the halls starts hoovering outside BUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *whack* (as she smacks the head against the wall) *WHACK* BZZZZZZZZZZZ. continue for 20 mins. Half asleep and drunnk /frustrated you flip on some trousers and just try to walk next door to chill in your mates room. The cleaner appears right before the door and requests to clean your ensuite thereby taking the room (more importantly my bed) Needless to say; I didnt sleep till the night time that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Laguna| Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Finding out that you have been the victim of a Cleveland Steamer must surely be the worst way to wake up right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letty Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Waking up in a Saw 3 esque situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Waking up with no head. Man that was a scary morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokhed00 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Buried up to your neck in raw sewage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solidus Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Waking up in a pool of your own drool isn't a nice way to greet your girlfriend in the morning. Trying to kiss her didn't help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Dangerous Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Has anyone ever actually had sleep paralysis(not the arm thing)? It isn't so much horrible to wake up from, in fact, very relieving to wake up from, but it is really bloody scary to have at the time, because I usually feel like I'll never wake up from it.. Yeah a few times its fucking weird. Really freaked me out the first time it happened! The weirdest time it happened I dreamt i had woke up and was blind went to turn the light switch on and everytime i did this i would wake up again. I then woke up paralysed, after a while i woke up properly and was too scared to touch the lightswitch lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bananagrabber Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 On a monday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasper Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Not waking up is pretty bad. On the other hand, a morning after the drinks is pretty bad, too, since I always seem to roll around in bed and not being able to sleep. And monday mornings are kind of bad, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Waking up in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 The way I did this morning, headache so bad it feels like there's an axe jammed in your head, so queasy you don't want to walk anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Waking up next to a hooker... who has many STD's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucleus Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Waking up to the sound of your parents gettin' it on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Constantine Posted March 17, 2007 Author Share Posted March 17, 2007 Waking up to the sound of your parents gettin' it on... Just don't...Please don't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Waking up and finding a cat on your face. You try to breathe and all you get is a mouth full of fur, not pleasant at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mundi Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Waking up with a face hugger on your face. Worst i´ve woken up to was my brother shoving a sandwich into my mouth and telling it was my breakfast I was so confused..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellyn Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Being mauled by a lightsabre-wielding panda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Waking up next to some fat chick after a night out on the town happened yo may dad once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtle Squad Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Waking up with no feeling in both arm, just dead so you cant move them at all. That's funny I find, though it hurts as the blood goes back in. I like feeling the realiveness of you arm. I've only had it happen to my right arm i think because of how i lay...I pick it up from near the shoulder with my left hand and lift it...I can't remember really, heh. Best for me (maybe worst for some right wing wierdos) is with a cat sitting on my head. HAHAHA!!!! Waking up with a face hugger on your face. Worst i´ve woken up to was my brother shoving a sandwich into my mouth and telling it was my breakfast I was so confused..... I'm assuming you watched Alien last night or something. That 2nd bit sounds like something that would happen to my ex due to one of her siblings:heh: Waking with the alarm clock (seriously). I HATE that...I hate it so much that I set my alarm to 15mins ahead of when I plan to get up so that if I wake by the time I plan I can get up and turn it off before I hear the noise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 What I do like is when you're having a dream or something, and the noise of your alarm clock or whatever wakes you up incorporates itself into your dream. I once had a dream when I was at this dark, foggy pier, and the foghorn on this lighthouse started going, slowly becoming higher, louder and faster until it became my clock alarm. Just like in the movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenuh Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 What I do like is when you're having a dream or something, and the noise of your alarm clock or whatever wakes you up incorporates itself into your dream. I once had a dream when I was at this dark, foggy pier, and the foghorn on this lighthouse started going, slowly becoming higher, louder and faster until it became my clock alarm. Just like in the movies. I always had that when I used my radio as my alarm. It would go off and in my dream a radio would start playing or something. So weird but also very cool. =3 Also, I hate waking up when it's still dark outside and your toes freeze off as soon as they leave the bed. D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Laguna| Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Waking up to the sound of your parents gettin' it on... That reminds me of a horrible story I read in the "Dear Deardire" of a Sun I found discared on the train. It was a young man of 17 who got home early, and heard his parents making love in their bedroom. So what did he do? He crept up to the door, rested his ear against it, and jacked off to the sounds of his Mum and Dad moaning. And he was writing in to see if what he did was normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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