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I don't eat at subway, but theres a coffee shop in town called Cafe Nero. I love their meatball panini's toasted. They are fucking heavenly.

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I have 3 I regularly rotate between. All are great, and all are a foot long. No pussy 6" shit here.

 

Teriyaki Chicken, non-toasted, white bread

Tomato

Lettuce

Cheese

Sweet Onion Sauce (This is the vital ingredient that adds the sex)

 

Italian BMT, toasted, Italian bread

Tomato

Lettuce

Cheese

Barbeque Sauce

 

Meatball Marinara, non-toasted, white bread

Tomato

Cheese

Red pepper

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Now if you want to splash out you could probably spend £15.00+ on this beauty. Ive of course never tried it ;

 

12" Honey Oat

Pepperoni x2

Italian Ham x2

Bacon x2 (Make em microwave/toast it)

Steak x2

Cheese x4

Meatball Sauce

Salt

Pepper

Green Peppers

Lettuce

 

Fuck. That would be crazy tasty.

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I have 3 I regularly rotate between. All are great, and all are a foot long. No pussy 6" shit here.

 

Teriyaki Chicken, non-toasted, white bread

Tomato

Lettuce

Cheese

Sweet Onion Sauce (This is the vital ingredient that adds the sex)

 

Italian BMT, toasted, Italian bread

Tomato

Lettuce

Cheese

Barbeque Sauce

 

Meatball Marinara, non-toasted, white bread

Tomato

Cheese

Red pepper

 

The man speaks the truth in every delicious aspect.

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Official Meatball Marinara n00b How-To-Eat Guidelines

 

Take it out of the white inner wrapper, and move it up so about the top quarter is sticking out. Fold over the 2 sides and then fold the end up and you're good to go. (Just hold, firmly but not too tight and be careful when biting)

 

Things that can go wrong ;

Sauce seepage. It happens to the most skilled MM eater, but theres not a lot you can do but lick it up from the packaging at the end.

 

Meatball Droppage. The worst. Its happened to me once - In my amateur days, you accidnetally squeeze and the sauce pushes a meatball out, onto the floor in my case.

 

Sub Rippage. This is mainly down to the Subway attendant adding too much sauce, and you not eating the sub for a short while - Heat builds up and makes the bread more fragile.

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Yeah, subway is shit, the sandwitches tastle like crap, and to quote my friend Martin:

 

"I actually sent them a sort of manifesto of what should be done, right, they should have like a big red sign with a stickman, bent over getting anally pilfered to represent the price extortion you'll be subject to after entering that particular area"

 

I had a good roffle at that.

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Yeah, subway is shit, the sandwitches tastle like crap, and to quote my friend Martin:

 

"I actually sent them a sort of manifesto of what should be done, right, they should have like a big red sign with a stickman, bent over getting anally pilfered to represent the price extortion extortion you'll be subject to after entering that particular area"

 

I had a good roffle at that.

 

I cant find Meatball Subs anywhere else for less than £2.00....

 

(And if you think its a rip off dont even look at a "Quiznos")

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I don't eat at subway, but theres a coffee shop in town called Cafe Nero. I love their meatball panini's toasted. They are fucking heavenly.

 

There's one in Newport, too. :)

 

Eating at Subway is like a ritual to me. If you're having a full day shopping, you need to round it off with a trip to Subway.

 

Don't mind what bread. Italian or Wheat is fine by me.

HAS to be Tuna with light Mayonaise.

Cucumber

Lettuce

and rounded off with Chilli Sauce.

 

YumYums!

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I dont really eat subway anymore. Used to like a cheese steak one? the meatball was ok but very messy. Think I still have my subway stamps card somewhere :)

 

When im drunk and on my way home from town there is only one option.... Burger King at Charing Cross station.

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