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Because EXACTLY the same people who said videogames are violent and you shouldn't be allowed to play them will subsequently get outraged and say "You can't control people, it's WRONG!" And while explaining irony to the masses gives me a bellyache, their bitching is something I can tune out.

Robert Pattinson left a bad taste in my mouth... ...and didn't call the next day That and I found the characterisation over-idealised. Kind of like a reverse Hammer film, really.

I like them! ... Oh wait, no, I don't. They're what would happen if a wheelie bin and a pair of fake plastic breasts had a baby. Way of the Warrior 10/10 TV movie, so maybe doesn't count, but I'm bringing it up anyway, because I'm sooooooo painfully avant garde. The performances are universally good (for Star Trek) the plot is complicated (for Star Trek) the space battles are good (for Star Trek) and there is just the right balance of action, drama and humour (for Star Trek). Note that I also give blowjobs (for Star Trek) out behind the cafe.

The real question is what damage is society doing to videogames.? That and how do I turn off the stupid italics?

I wish you nothing but happy desu-desu-desu-!

Well, when you get to my age... It occurred to me I might have a problem the other day... I was talking with the sax player from the band about Deep Heat muscle rub... he said "It's real bad when you accidentally masturbate with that..." ...I don't accidentally masturbate with anything... it's all... preplanned...

Wow... why not spend some of this time on getting over yourself? You might find that not only is life worth living, but that in the grand scheme of things the worthlessness of your life means nothing to the world at large. My day: 7 hours sleep 8-10 hours work 2 hours traveling 1 hour at the gym 1-2 hours playing Wii 1 hour messing about on the internet .39 minutes masturbating

COOLNESS. BEARS. Wash your mouth out with soap and water, then get yourself straight to bed, young man! I'll join you in a minute.

... You know what's more fun than maths? Girls! Girls and their vaginas! But in the spirit of learning, I'm going to answer your question with a question: "Prove that when your degree is higher maths, that finding integers, indices, rationals and irrationals is going to get you a hot wife"

You can leave any time you like. Any time at all. Feel free. Any time. Now would be good, for example. Dammit... there needs to be a threatening face smiley... Kidding! I kid because I love! And welcome Zootsuit!

I'm up for some Winter Meat! Bend over?

I saw some of this the other day... ...all I kept thinking was "And Terminator got cancelled..." It's kind of like that South Park episode where Cartman gets his own amusement park and Kyle gets an infected ass. Except V is Cartman's amusement park and Kyle's infected ass is Terminator being cancelled.

And yet you STILL like those two cinematic abortions that attempted to follow The Matrix?! Dude, our love just isn't strong enough to take this anymore

What's that line from South Park...? YOU MURDERING MURDERERS! TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW! SLIMY SCUMBAG LIARS! MURDERERS! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM US?

We have a gig on the Friday, and then me and the English-speaking guys from the band are going to Hooters Saturday night.

Consider your ass in good company then

One with a pretty good sewing hand when drunk, by the look of the scar. Half the vodka went on the wound, the other half went down my stomach.

My biggest feature is my physical and mental endurance: Was orphaned before I was 16, had cancer at 17, was temporarily crippled in an accident and I have very little usable vision, and no peripheral vision in my right eye. I can take a hell of a beating, and dish one out too. I was stabbed in a fight during my university days: ripped the knife out of my arm and proceeded to shatter the eye socket of the guy who did it. Then I sewed up the wound using a needle, thread and some vodka. The only thing that really gets me mentally is sleep deprivation, and fools. I won't stand for people being brainless in front of me. If they want to be stupid, they can be stupid, but in their own little part of the world away from me. Like a camp, where they could learn to concentrate on not being stupid, we'd call them "Concentration Camps" and people would be placed their for their own good. I also have the innate ability to figure out people within ten seconds, to know if they're trustworthy and the absolute best way to completely, totally and irrevocably piss them off to the point of violence.

Whenever I or anyone else uses the word "Excellent" either as a word on its own or as the end of a sentence, I can't help adding "...more than a match for poor Enterprise." I only noticed the other day that I do this all the time.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/8311801.stm Goddammit...

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Student-Philip-Laing-Urinates-On-First-World-War-Memorial-In-Sheffield/Article/200910315407024?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_3&lid=ARTICLE_15407024_Student_Philip_Laing_Urinates_On_First_World_War_Memorial_In_Sheffield Dude should have the families of all WWI veterans urinate over him. Doesn't matter that he was drunk, this is disgusting.

Y'know, people who object to others displaying the flag of our country... really need hanging up by the highest yard arm in the Admiral's dockyard. But again, we come to this problem of how people are intending the use of the flag. Are they saying "I'm proud of this little lump of Island that has for so long been a beacon of hope, justice and unelected Scottish Prime Ministers for centuries"？or are they saying "No wogs, wops, chinks, yids, degos, pakis, yardies, queers, nonces, nips, russkies, sand-niggers or camel-shaggers allowed" ? Whichever it is... well, they have the right to show the flag of this country because even if all we have left is blind-eyed racism and ignorance... it's still our country of birth and we should try to take some pride in it. Look at the Krauts as an example: twice we kicked their sausage-eating, yodelling, leder-hosen-wearing asses into touch for being utter, utter bastards. But still, they've moved on from their crimes against humanity and decency and have remained a proud nation, open to others but insistent on the fact that Germany as an ideal, culture and nation be respected. We're still beating ourselves up about our colonial legacy.

WHAT! Are you taking a crack at short people now?!?!?!?! Huh?! HUH?!!!! Oh! NOW he's having a go at the "Visibly Challenged"! Let's get 'im!

I still teach Baa Baa Black Sheep to my children here in China, does that make you want to sing Hip-Hop at me? Seriously, goddammit, that sheep is black I ain't gonna call it a "sheep of colour" just in case I upset it/someone/God/Allah/Wumbadum/Jesse Jackson.

People think it might upset the nignogs.