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Part of me is hoping that Mitt Romney wins. Just to see what happens, you know?

People on here seemed to like how different the levels felt in New Super Mario Bros. 2 because they were designed by people who had never made Super Mario levels before, so just think of the levels you'd be able to play if people could create and share their own levels on the Wii U. But yeah, I guess that doesn't suit Mario for some reason. That's a good point, Serebii.

Wait a minute... this isn't a question about shoes!

But who took the picture?

If you don't mind buying the game a third time, I see little reason to play one of the SD versions when there's an HD version available. Plus you get trophies this way!

You say "forgot", I say "intentionally ignored".

HAPPY XXTH BIRTHDAY HAMISH.

Or if she's playing an animated pony, I'm sure.

Watching a kids' show to masturbate over one of the actors just seems wrong somehow.

Man, first they preempt some of the TV shows I watch and now this. The bad news just keeps coming.

So do you just sit around and eat pastries all day or what? :p

"Why can't I get laid?!" Well, God, Moogle. You have a job now, so just pay for a prostitute.

I didn't add the member ID, because it's not usually needed. Seems like it should be possible to tag the untaggable @Nando this way. Edit: No idea if that actually worked. The forum still doesn't like the slashes.

On the one hand, this means we'll be lucky to get it within a year and a half of the American release... ... On the other hand, I wouldn't have been able to afford it right now anyway, so this is good news (or at least not bad news) for me.

Annoyingly, I bought All 4 One for £35 almost a year ago and still haven't played it because getting my brother to play co-op games with me these days is like pulling teeth. I wish PlayStation Plus would stop making me regret game purchases. :p

I used the 'mention' tags and it still didn't work. :p @%1; @%1; @%1; My favorite quote is how the reworked controls will lead to "an even better combat experience", like the combat was any good to begin with! The DLC will apparently "expand the mystery beyond the original game", so keep your fingers crossed for something other than arena fights. Though arena fights in a game with combat like this would be pretty weird, so adding that would be pretty mysterious, I guess!

Happy twenty-nine-year-old pancake.

Good stuff: Moogle getting a job. No more whining!

Or so he says. I think a more likely scenario is that he wanted to buy another mansion and the toy sales were slowing down.

You'll get completely burned out on Assassin's Creed if you try to play the other games first, unless you're planning on spreading them out and not playing this game until 2014. They're pretty long games. :p I think you'll get the gist of the main story pretty easily, so you'll only be missing out on the details, and they're a convoluted mess at this point, anyway. Assassins: good guys. Templars: bad guys. Apples of Eden: MacGuffins. That's all you need to know, and I'm sure the game tells you as much in the intro. I say you should just dive right in!

Buy her food and games and maybe she'll warm up to you.

You should have just told them you were a pedophile. Then they would have left you alone.

This is getting a Director's Cut in March next year with "improved graphics, controls, and downloadable content". I just thought Jay might be interested. Oh, and it's a PS3 exclusive. Also, tagging you doesn't work so here's a quote:

Promise me you'll make a post about her reaction when you finally tell her you don't love her. Bonus points if you film it on your phone and put it on YouTube.