Magnus

It's like you've never played a PC game.

Thank God you explained the joke.

Woke up to this on my Facebook feed this morning.

I'd much rather have a movie that wraps things up and has the whole cast interact with each other. I enjoyed season 4, but I don't particularly want more of that.

I don't know, that sounds pretty gay to me.

You have to choose, Bob: a rainbow or your fiancée. :p

I think we should name names, make a list and give every non-heterosexual member a little rainbow underneath their avatar. I see no way that could turn out badly.

Hmm, a Black Cat, you say?

It's Ratchet and Clank. Finally a proper new Ratchet game.

If the alternative is being spotted every time Ellie is being stupid, I'd rather she was invisible.

They made a whole movie about how horrible Bruges is. At least I think that was the point of the movie.

I don't think you can go to jail for creating bad art. But maybe you should.

Of course it matters, unless you want to waste time flirting with Moogle only to find out that he wasn't the beautiful maiden he appeared to be. I don't know how you expect to find someone if you'll only date people who'll have you.

As a general rule, it's usually safe to assume that everyone's a gay male until otherwise stated.

Who got to eat the pug?

Is that why you got Banjo?

Iwata runs a major video game corporation, so to him, it makes sense to see everyone as a potential gamer. So when he says "new gamers", he's clearly talking about infants.

Shut up, Ellmeister. No one cares what the guy who's already in a relationship has to say.

That didn't stop Rokhed.

I swear to God, Bob - if I get picked last again I'll kill myself. There'll be no music at the funeral, just awkward silence.

I'm on team Bob. No need to watch Man of Steel when you can play the smartphone game for the same experience!

Someone assumed I must have a girlfriend today. I felt like such a stud. Usually people assume I have never known the touch of a woman. :p It's great training for all those years you'll spend playing video games next to each other, though.

My mom woke me up this morning by yelling about how I was running late. I checked my alarm clock, but was too tired to be able to tell what the time was. I got out of bed, looked at the time again, "wait, that can't be right..." It was 2:45 AM.

I feel like dating would just cut into my valuable gaming time. As it is, I only manage to get in about four to five hours of gaming a day. I guess if they'd be willing to sit and watch me play, though... Yeah, and I don't know why! I'm such a lovely shade of orange, just like you're supposed to be. Actually, come to think of it, those Danes never seem to be able to find anyone who's good enough for them, so maybe that's not the best source of dating advice after all. Hrm.