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Yep, definitely a male Nightwolf.

I hope it's a new Banjo game and that they announce it with a teaser trailer that makes everyone excited about a sequel in one of their favorite series, only to months later reveal that it plays nothing like the original games and is actually, like, a FarmVille knock-off or something.

I'm just going to assume you're not being sarcastic and will actually buy an Xbox One just so you don't have to look for your remote anymore. :p

Some experiences are best avoided.

Not even Serebii believes he's going to be blowing any loads any time soon. :p

Oh. Haha. That screenshot. I lost interest in this when I found out it was multiplayer-focused, anyway.

I'm not watching the stream, but the controller looks nice.

There's a good post about the game on NeoGAF. No more moon phases! The game doesn't end when the main character dies! It's like they're tailoring the game specifically to me.

@Shorty wants some recommendations for good audio books. Preferably autobiographies.

Shorty - try audio books? They wouldn't shorten your commute, but a good book may make it seem shorter, at least.

Games were better back when you got a guide when you bought them instead of having to ask people for help online.

Like you'd let that stop you.

Well, speaking personally, I'd rather have a lot of good exclusives on both consoles, rather than have a bunch of good exclusives on one console and then still end up having to get the other console because it has one or two exclusive games that I want to play. But I have a hard time skipping out on games that I'm interested in.

I can seriously imagine you getting super offended and blowing your chance to get laid if you told a (Pokémon-loving) girl that you ran the biggest Pokémon website in the world and she thought you meant Bulbapedia. :p

Imagine Nintendo consoles without exclusives! It's Iwata's worst nightmare.

Sorry, I was talking about Blacklist, but she said that you'll be able to do everything "in a non-lethal way", so presumably you will still need to knock people out. To be fair, that's usually how I play stealth games.

Jade Raymond claims that you can get through the game without killing anyone, but if post-Chaos Theory Splinter Cell is anything to go by, I'd go into this game expecting an action game with stealth elements.

"You run Bulbapedia?!"

I think you should just buy a Vita already and get it over with.

If someone held a gun to my head, I'd pick something weird, like Bubsy 3D. That should confuse them. Hopefully they don't find out that I've never played it.

An alien invasion and the apocalypse. It will likely be the series finale, after all.

Does Seattle get earthquakes? In the thrilling tenth season - and likely series - finale, Seattle Grace comes crashing down as it's revealed that the hospital was built right on top of a fault line! Or, more likely, an ancient Indian burial ground.

This is Arizona: "MY LEG MY LEG I MISS MY LEG WHY DID YOU TAKE MY LEG WAH WAH IT'S SO HARD TO LIVE WITH ONLY ONE LEG." Callie should have just let her die.

Apparently they've started a Kickstarter now? This is so confusing.

It's the A Link to the Past sequel.