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  1. Magnus
    And watching his sex tape, I bet. :p "What did you do last night, Josh?" "I watched Screech from Saved by the Bell have sex." "Oh. Erm..." "The rumors about his large penis have not been exaggerated." "Um... did you watch last night's game?" "Did you know that he's put it in over 2,000 women?" "..." "He picked them up at Disneyland!" ... "Do you like my new shirt?"
  2. Magnus
    So any woman who works with Flink gets pregnant after a while? Hmm.
  3. Magnus
    That would have been clever, but I don't think it's really an expression Americans use. But he's an actor, so I guess he could have done a British accent.
  4. Magnus
    I never realized there was so much fan service in the Fire Emblem series. It's a bit off-putting.
  5. Magnus
    I like how Wikipedia says that he directed his own sex tape. I can just imagine him being like, "okay, your motivation in this scene is that you're really into me and want my penis really badly." Can you really direct a sex tape? Wouldn't that just make it a porno? Also it's called Screeched – Saved by the Smell, which makes it sound like scat porn.
  6. Magnus
    She's probably kissed more girls than he has.
  7. Magnus
    Yeah, Josh. You should pull it off. For Ashley.
  8. Magnus
    There are so many games out that one Wii U just isn't enough.
  9. Magnus
    Nice. :p Ten characters.
  10. Magnus
    Oh, it absolutely is. :p I think you should grow a mustache and get a pair of oversized glasses to complete the hipster "I'm only wearing this ironically" look.
  11. Magnus
    Netflix forcing people to watch bad television is truly one of the big issues in modern society. :p
  12. Magnus
    Just delete some junk, Flameboy. Or even better: don't download Hitman: Absolution. :p
  13. Magnus
    Three hours, maybe? Another reason I preferred it over Knytt Underground - it was a lot shorter.
  14. Magnus
    At least it was better than Knytt Underground! But yeah, I really enjoyed the narration, but the gameplay was so shallow. It's pretty neat how the game keeps introducing new types of blocks, but then it never really does anything interesting with them.
  15. Magnus
    Fine, do what Captain Falcon said and buy Little Inferno instead.
  16. Magnus
    I demand a review of these once you've finished reading Fifty Shades of Grey.
  17. Magnus
    I'm hyped, and I didn't even watch the trailer!
  18. Magnus
    Your eyes? MY BRAIN. I can't believe someone actually cares about the story in the Assasin's Creed series. :p
  19. Magnus
    I haven't played the sequel, but I didn't really like the first Trine much at all. I say skip it.
  20. Magnus
    For what it's worth, I played Assassin's Creed III on the PS3 and didn't even bother to download the free DLC. I didn't feel like I missed anything. You'll feel much better if you stop worrying about DLC in general, Dazzybee. :p
  21. Magnus
    Is his face an anus or a vagina? Make up your mind, Ashley.
  22. Magnus
    Well, that's one copy sold, then!
  23. Magnus
    I'm going to search for "failed marriage proposal" on YouTube every day until we get an update.
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  25. Magnus
    I'm not sure why she's talking about that guy's testicles. Oh, good. Maybe I'll still buy the game, then. :p
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