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He didn't buy your mom a drink, so I don't know what you're so jealous about. Plus we don't know if Ine was really working. It sounds more like he wanted you all to himself to me.

Never trust a person who finds beards attractive.

"Hello, you must be my new daddy. I'm Bob." "Your new name is Thing 1." And then you hand him a gray jumpsuit and show him to his room underneath the staircase. Anyway, I think you should be glad that you've found a guy who's not playing hard to get. Don't ruin it, Daft. Unless he turns out to be awful or something. :p

I'm too busy thinking up names for your adopted children.

Man, I wish my computer would run The Sims 3. I haven't really had a chance to play it properly since before Showtime was released. That was five expansion packs ago!

Every morning when I wake up, I hope that today will be the day they finally unveil Persona 5.

Maybe you should get a new job, then.

Maybe you should consider adoption instead. Oxigen said you can adopt as many kids as you want! If I'm going to have kids, I'd like to have two, just to have one spare in case something happens to the first one.

I hear Monster Hunter gets good after a hundred hours, so you gave up 95 hours too early.

I think you should ban Guy. Then he could join again and be The3rdGuy.

40. Shin Megami Tensei Better than I expected.

Pfft.

Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you... the adventures of Shorty and Ashley!

There are a lot of stories of people killing their significant other and posting proof on Facebook?

That's okay, we'll be optimistic for you. I think he might be the one, Daft.

You should just send him a friend request. If he thinks you're attractive, he'll accept.

I can't believe you banned the original Jon! Just because he joined just to get people to vote for him in a competition and then never posted again doesn't mean that he wasn't a valued member of the community.

He's probably just off crying somewhere because people think his mustache idea is stupid. Except the people telling him to grow facial hair, but they're just trolling to get him to look like an idiot.

Just as long as you don't grow a mustache.

I hate to break this to you, there's no way you could pass for a bear - even with a mustache. At the most, you'd look like a creepy gay uncle.

I think mustaches are like baldness. People are like, oh, but look at Tom Selleck or Bruce Willis! They have a mustache/a bald head and they're so manly and sexy! Yeah, well, you're not Tom Selleck, Sam.

No, I don't think you did. You probably just thought you did because you're always thinking it. But yeah, good show. I just hope Netflix has the good sense to end it while it's still good.

I finally watched the show and I liked it, despite what Ashley said.

You don't need flowers to look pretty, Bob. :3

39. Spec Ops: The Line Blah blah somewhat interesting narrative blah blah really boring gameplay. Bleh.