jayseven

What? That wasn't aimed just at you. Sorry if I offended you, O Great Man Who Travels And Does Grown Up Things Unafraid. Chiiiilll. Is this me? The jobs I've got interviews for don't affect it at all. Nyer! I agree with a lot of this :P Uni life is a buffer zone to reality. In a way it is silly to gulp and shiver in the light of 9-5, but it's understandable. Sure! The self-made man. Compassion beyond mountains! Go for it.

no lynch. Random voting is silleh when the game's not started!

My cousin who lived in liverpool is still deciding whether she's staying there this year or moving back essex way, so potentially. Liverpool's really not that far away so a visit is always on the cards

Haggis; I know not of this 'lightener' business, but if you're dark-haired now then the blue will be a dark blue. The dye doesn't mix with the bleach (or whatever you're using), so it'll be a good blue. Whether the dye is permenant or not, it'll not last much longer than a month before it fades (as it does continuously) back to the bleached colour. I've been blue a coupla times and it's really no big deal. FUTUREMAN HOW ARE THE MICROWAVES!!

Shorty's sudden acquisition of a job has made me freak out a little. I've started on my CV and looked for a bunch of jobs, applied for a couple and need to sort out my references, and I've realised how much of a deal it really is to jump from uni to 9-5. Half the people on these forums who have a job are still living at home with their parents and don't have to worry about rent/bills, so they can shut the fuck up about 'real world' bullshit because they still have it easy.

Certain family matters have been arranged, and as such I will no longer be staying in london. I'm going to trip up/down for The Big Day, but I'm afraid it is no longer up to me to arrange the hostel stuff. Go Do Things, Forum!

But I'm telling hurtful truths!

Chairdriver; your posts are the least substantial posts I have ever looked upon.

Good luck dan. YOU SWINE. Haha! Don't panic! It could be horatio, but in my experience it's nearly always ophelia and pretty much never R&G (have you read the play entitled "Roesencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead"by Tom Stoppard (he wrote the screenplay for 'Brazil', and is thus genius)? There's also a great movie adaptation (which Stoppard directed!) with Gary Oldman and Tim Roth. Great absurdism, circling around these background characters in Hamlet. I've probably mentioned it before. You'll love it.

Oddy got it right -- all the results are topsy-turvy! It's quite funny :P Pleased I got a point, but, as is the case each time I take the lead first, slightly annoyed I couldn't hold onto a win. Mid-league looks bitching - I'm surprised that MadDog won, and Cube's already made his mark with a massive goal-drenched victory. Third-tier table -- Mike's got one of the most promising squads, with an excellent keeper, rivalled, I think, only by Dan Dare's 19 year old 8-skill (who got sent off! lol!) Overall... lots of awesome I've already set my tactics for friday! ReZ; did you buy VIP?

ME PLEASE!

My mate can drive, and she sorta offered it - but there's nami's screening and the Brand New gig bookending this festival. We were going to consider starting in holland then basically hitching to the festival, then hitching back through belgium or france. Spoke to a guy who hitched to slovakia and he gave some good tips. I wanted to hitch 'round europe this summer but totally underestimated my funds. I want to do canada next summer so I really need to get saving!

Right. Been putting off sorting out my travel arrangements to germany for months, but it's still looking dirt cheap. I can get a return from dusseldorf to manchester for £5, spend the day there then go see Brand New straight away! Getting there is £35 either from stansted (which would require a £30 train too, but I'd get to travel with my mate on the flight) or, again, dirt cheap from manc (only I'd end up spending the whole day in germany at an airport all confused and stuff. Sooo... another day of procrastination is in order. Dan Dare is being annoying. Fool! We can have fun without you anyway! Bah!

We should play a speed-game on IRC, chair. Everyone would send in their powers and I think you'd kick ass at doing it!

wtf - sorry mundi - I totally wrote it. I must've accidentally highlighted a bunch and written over it. *checks and makes sure everything's there* Ok - added the bit in italics that mysteriously dissapeared.

So how many of you guys actually voted? I think Jonnas is on the right track. BNP got a seat because people like me didn't bother voting at all - I admit I didn't even know anything was happening, but still.

if the button's greyed out, it's bacause your squad is already has the maximum 20 players allowed. You could simply sack some of the older (and, to the youth, comparatively not as good) players, like Manny Naisbitt, maybe Guy Hyde.

OMFG so jayseven actually updates?!! Yes, yes I do. Here's a new list to sink yerselves into. It'll be in the OP as well! Dyson - A lego house or building. No pansy attempts! ReZourceman - I can see you! Camoflauge yourself. Dannyboy-the-Dane - At least 3 DIFFERENT Guitar Hero/Rock Band guitars together. Bluey - dancing with wolves. Letty - A person with a waist which is exactly 45 inches. Gizmo - You, midway through a backflip. Could be on a trampoline, off a climbing frame, etc. Rummy - How about...6 monkeys and 4 other animalesque guests having a teddy bear's tea party. I think that will do nicely. nami - Some happy stars jayseven - You climbing a tree Shorty - A Minidisc Player Dan Dare ??? nightwolf ??? other people ???

3rd Night Connor pulled the sheet back over Pete’s head. Another night, another six bullets – only this time there was a bite mark too. He turned to his notes, and wrote down two names. The clock tower rang for midnight. The bar was surprisingly empty tonight. The chief was sitting beneath a tree, near the horse’s watering hole. ‘Howdy, chief. Listen, can you come with me?’ It was Dirk, the deputy, puffing up his chest to try and remind the bear-sized Indian who was boss. The solemn giant stood, and allowed Dirk to cuff him, and take him to the sheriff’s place. Clark climbed down from his bell, hurrying to answer the pleasant, yet persistent knocking on his door. It was the Doc, who he had asked to come see him, for some advice about voices he was hearing. Tea was drunk, problems discussed, but the Doc had other places to be, and so, he left. Clark felt better for the chat, and turned for his bedroom when the white, wide-brimmed hat spoke to him from the shadows. ‘He’s not here.’ The hat emerged, topping the cream shirt and bleached jeans that leaned above those croc-skinned boots, stamping their way out of the house. Before Clark could react, there was a thunderous clump of a noise that emancipated from the walls. ‘Hello?’ He risked. ‘Fuck.’ The voice snarled, in reply. ‘That was my brother.’ Clark was confused. ‘W-Who are you?’ ‘Ask me again, and six shots says I’m the man who kills you.’ Outside, the horse stood by the water hole, chewing some cud. He had been looking at the clock tower curiously, but now he was patiently staring at the corner of the post office. The pastor rounded said corner, and was taken aback. ‘Oh, my, you startled me, you strange one. It is almost as if you knew I was coming this way. Neigh a chance you have anything to confess, is there?’ The horse stared. ‘Hmm, quite. I didn’t think so.’ He carried on his aimless walk, but the hussy Scarlett was fawning on Moriarty’s balcony. She called out to him. He went inside. Barbar’s place wasn’t completely empty. There were several townsfolk seated at the bar, exchanging tall tales and whimsical stories. At one end, Ernie was hassling Barbar for his angle on the story. Barbar was clearly disinterested, and nodded to the Undertaker to help him out a little. ‘You look like a… hmm… a mahogany man,’ was his opener. A thud turned their faces to see who had also arrived at the bar, and a white hat and croc-skinned boots turned them right back to their drinks. The stranger approached the bar, asked for a drink. Barbar, unstirred and prepared, reached carefully under the counter, and poured the man a drink out of sight. The man took a few sips, and thought something was not right. Before he could start to say anything— ‘You bastard! I don’t trust you. I don’t know you. I bet he’s dead because of you! Bastaard!’ With a charge and a surprising show of strength, Luke had upturned the card table and charged at the man in the croc-skinned boots. With the drink at the front of his mind, the poor man didn’t have time to do anything about the bottle smashing on his head, or slashing at his belly. Clinging to his guts, he went to the ground in tears. Tears not for himself, or for the lost soul of his brother, but for the town that he’d known only for mere days. Maase is Dead. He was The Man In the Croc-Skinned Boots. He was good. Charlie stood up, shh-ing someone, or something besides him. He watched Luke escape the bar not with fear, or anger, but with jealousy. From behind the bar, a small moan was heard. Realising that Barbar wasn’t standing stoically with his glass and cloth, they knew something was wrong. The customers peered over, and saw Barbar grabbing at his throat. Between his fingers, blood still spurted. Elsewhere, down by the river, an old man’s dreams of success did not end, but transcended, with the guiding hand of an old familiar face, whose halo’s looked oddly like a star… The Fish is Dead. He was Wyatt the Prospector. Nobody targeted him, and he targeted nobody. He was good. The doc knocked on the postman's door, which swung open. The postman signalled for him to enter and sit down, as he opened up the latest letter. It read 'I am good.' List of Survivors: 16 left. 9 is the majority. Coolness Bears Cube Dyson Eenuh Ellmeister Gizmo Jonnas Jimbob Lillster maddog Moogle Mr-paul Mundi nintendohnut Not-So-Tiny Zell Day 4 Begins Now

It is indeed very zomg. First season is excellent, but the second season's focus shifts too much.

Been getting a bit more into Carcassone on XBLA. Does anyone fancy a friendly game or three? Give me a bell; jayseven NE is my gamertag

I got to 1: Perfect. I will freely admit to leaving my console on overnight with 4 pads plugged in and utilising the proximity mine glitch in the felicity level :P BUT! I do share the multiplayer sessions of gross addiction that we all have; three of us would grab some sleeping bags, pringles and bottles of coke and worsen our eyesights for weekends on end. I'm sure they'll be correcting some of the glitches, hopefully removing that delay to access the pause menu where you'd continue getting shot. I'm hoping some added easter eggs will be found, besides the cheese. I'm most curious about how they deal with the Halo-led innovation of a minimal weapon set (to deal with minimal button pressing) -- will we still have to scroll through guns, or will we have, maybe, the option to hold down LB or RB to bring up a 'gun wheel'? Still! Nostalgia alone means this is going to sell big time.

I would say, that brand new track is their most poppy one! Shame on yeee! But the mwY track is definitely in my top twelve by them. :P I won't even try to pick a bw or mwY track below! Tracks. Sentimentality drools and stains! So rich, so fatty, they clog my veins! Totally Radd!! - Video Store Stellastarr* - My Coco The Beatles - Yellow Submarine Wolfmother - Joker and the Thief Zeromancer - Need You Like A Drug David Grey - Babylon Lighthouse - Lifted Maximo Park - Going Missing Bright Eyes - No Lies, Just Love Element Eighty - Pancake Land MC Vapour Feat Ali G - Jungle Is Massive (Wicked) Jummy Eat World - For Me This Is Heaven The Used - Poetic Tragedy Hot Hot Heat - Bandages Velvet Acid Christ - Phucking Phreak This band My dad Liked - Some song where they go "shiiiiiir--t!" Over and over. Ok that's enough memoring* now. Memoring: The act of an individual recalling more and more memories about themselves that nobody else gives a shit about.

Big Brother is watching you. Anyway; I haven't seen any yet. Each year I usually try to give the show a go and see if the producers have decided to avoid the psychos. Could anyone give me a rundown of housemates, and what the 'big brother' spin is this year?

Hey dawg! I heard it was yo birthday so I put something inside of something else in order to make you experience the something else while operating the something!