Dyson peng-wins!
*lols to self*
PH YEAH MY FUGGIN DAY YEAHHHHHHHHH!
SO I've clearly been drinking. BUT CHECK MY MAD SPELLCHECKING SKILLS. I totally debted myself further with PIZZA, dragged my foul stench outside BRIEFLY to be stared out by young black-african-american-sheffield-youth-with-knives, for no reason at all, and also killed many a fine flower. IN THE NAME OF BUG. For; love bit me, and now I have to have surgery.
Not really. On most of it.
BUT! I have discovered that nothing is my fault. The voices are REAL and I really, really, really, really, really, really do need help