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Uh I have a joke if it belongs here?

 

A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.

 

He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."

 

So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.

 

When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren

 

...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

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Uh I have a joke if it belongs here?

 

A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.

 

He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."

 

So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.

 

When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren

 

...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

 

Lol, thats awesome, it for sure belongs here.

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With the introduction of Youtube tags, I feel this is in need of reposting.

 

 

"How do you feel?"

"INCREDIBLE!"

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

And yet, it strangely deserves a rewatch!!

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Drunkest guy ever, vid is in Portuguese but it doesn't matter.

 

 

Hahaha, another one with drunk people, this one makes no sense at all!


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