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The Man with the worst Pick up Line

 

*Man walks up to hot chick*

 

Man - "Hi are your legs tired?"

Hot Chick - "Oh how cute that line never gets old"

Man - "Cause your fat,"

Hot Chick - "WHAT!!!"

Man - "Don't your legs get tired from carrying that weight around?"

*Hot Chick slaps Man*

Man - "Jeeze whats her problem?"

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*Girl walks along with a lush ass*

 

"Hey baby, Can i have fries with that shake!"

 

*You see a girl with nice legs*

 

"Hey sweety nice legs there, what time do they open?"

 

And my personal fav...

 

"Wanna quicky?"

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"yo yo yo baby wassup, gimme your phone number before I don't wannit no more"

 

Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?

 

Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?

 

I am a magical being, take off your bra.

 

I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?

 

Oh, you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow?

 

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

 

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go fuck!

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The best chat up line ever used was used and created by my mate, Paul.

 

"Hi.Do you like Wolves?" (as in Wolverhampton Wanderers)

 

No word of a lie, that is exactly what he said to the woman.

 

Hahahahahaha! i was looking for the 2nd part of the pickup line then i realsied it was just "do you liek wolves?"

 

Made my day that!

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Does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

:laughing: Thas fuhnny.

 

Best pickup line...

 

Hmm, the first thing is, that they never work and the girl always hates you for being such a tacky bastard.

 

So the best pick up would probably be talking like a normal person, and not an idiot.

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Guest Ford Prefect

"how do you get 100 babies into a bucket?

 

blender!

 

how do you get them back out again?

 

tortilla chips!"

 

 

 

:P

 

not really, don't have any pickup lines, don't need them...

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