Raining_again Posted April 30, 2006 Posted April 30, 2006 Speaking of which, where have you been? Away on a secret mission.
BeerMonkey Posted April 30, 2006 Posted April 30, 2006 aye welcome back offerman i hope that sex u had is one of many and with one of many girls u horny so and so
Aimless Posted April 30, 2006 Posted April 30, 2006 aye welcome back offerman i hope that sex u had is one of many and with one of many girls u horny so and so I can't help but feel you've somewhat missed the point. I'd say welcome back, but seeing as he said he wasn't coming back, I guess I won't.
Meik Posted April 30, 2006 Posted April 30, 2006 You do realise this is the internet, right? I don't think anyone is actually bothered about the whole situation.
BeerMonkey Posted April 30, 2006 Posted April 30, 2006 I can't help but feel you've somewhat missed the point. I'd say welcome back, but seeing as he said he wasn't coming back, I guess I won't. o yes mustve drifted my mind gah i miss ur perved posts offer they always made me chuckle
Raining_again Posted April 30, 2006 Posted April 30, 2006 o yes mustve drifted my mind gah i miss ur perved posts offer they always made me chuckle Yeah, they were hilarious, bring back pervy offers! legend!
EEVILMURRAY Posted April 30, 2006 Posted April 30, 2006 I'm glad you got your Holy Grail, my MSN teachings have not been wasted. . I was extremely disappointed by the sex...infact I only did it because she wanted it. No no no, don't give us that crap about how you didn't want it. And the first time's always wank anyway.
Kurtle Squad Posted April 30, 2006 Posted April 30, 2006 She BROKE HIM!!!!! I'm sure Raining_again will fix you if you want:wink:
Raining_again Posted April 30, 2006 Posted April 30, 2006 I feel I've missed out on something here... You and me both.
Cubechris Posted April 30, 2006 Posted April 30, 2006 So you return to tell us you got laid...the sexual comments live on.
Blackfox Posted April 30, 2006 Posted April 30, 2006 Welcome back Offers! I hope Offerman v2 sticks around. And well done... I guess..
Owario Posted May 1, 2006 Posted May 1, 2006 The reason I liked you was not because of your perverted nature, but because you were a generally nice guy. See you around chum.
Bogbas Posted May 1, 2006 Posted May 1, 2006 Finally someone I recognise from the old days I mean I do recognise all the admins and so on but half(or more) of the mods are pretty new to me. My generel lack of presence before was because of I was on a 56k modem and this site wasn't being very nice on it... And while I strolled through the user image gallery I noted that ford prefect apparently "fucked off and left" I still remember the days when I was wondering what kind of ford car is a prefect. That was around the time he had the canadian flag as his avatar I think. Then I read the book.
AshMat Posted May 1, 2006 Posted May 1, 2006 After looknigt hrough the image gallery, i reealise how much of a perve he really was.
Ashley Posted May 1, 2006 Posted May 1, 2006 yeah, where did Ford go? I noticed the same thing He, as bogbas said, fucked off. Anyway, welcome back.
rokhed00 Posted May 1, 2006 Posted May 1, 2006 The moral of this story, never set your expectations to high, you'll only be disappointed.
Ashley Posted May 1, 2006 Posted May 1, 2006 Thought you were banned? Go away! Nope, he left. So be kind.
weeyellowbloke Posted May 1, 2006 Posted May 1, 2006 Good to here that you have achieved the getting laid dream, shame it wasn't quite all you expected, but keep plugging away and it'll get better. Well so long Offerman the Perv, your posts provided entertainment over the years and (possibly) welcome Offerman the generally well rounded human being, your posts are pleasant to read and your tech knowledge is delightful and informative.
Platty Posted May 1, 2006 Posted May 1, 2006 And the first time's always wank anyway. Speak for yourself, i remember mine being pretty good
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