This is god...
Okay I lie...its not god, its Offerman. I am not returning, well I am, but only to say that the Offerman you knew, and loved\hated was to be honest a complete farce.
Before I start for those that don't know who I am, then you might aswell exit now, but for those that do know me, like Jord, Blackfox...etc...then well you might as well continue to read.
About two hours ago I got laid. If you cast your mind back to the last two years you will remember what my existance here was all about, perving...perving...indecent passes at female forum members...more perving..more sexual frustrations...etc. Basically almost every post had some sexual inuendo.
However it dawned on me now, that what you saw simply was not me. I was extremely disappointed by the sex...infact I only did it because she wanted it. Now, I come home and think that those two years of posts where a waste of time...I don't feel at all perveted anymore...infact I stopped feeling like that months ago. Heck...I just feel like a normal guy.
So yea, I would like to apologise for well....the postage and all I ask is that if your eyeing up some girl...just think to yourself, 'Is this me?'...'Or am I only doing this because I don't know any better'?
