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black christmas:

 

.000875/10

 

plot:there is none

acting:there is none

scare factor:hilarious

shower scene:always

 

 

conclusion:this is to movies as big rigs is to games.

it is the worst film i have ever seen.

 

However if you like your unintensionally hilarious(see commando)then you will get your fun

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Susan Slept Here (1954)

The police pick up some 17 year old girl but cos it's christmas eve they don't think she should spend the night in a cell so they leave her with this guy who's a hollywood film writer, intending to pick her up the day after and pretend thats when they arrested her, and he ends up marrying her to keep her out of jail, despite already having a fiancee. It sounds a bit pants, but it was quite good, a nice jolly sort of film with a nice amount of funny. It was just on BBC2, which I happened to have the TV on and so I watched it. I'm not normally a fan of old films like this, but it was pretty good and a nice change. I'd give it 7/10.

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Rumble in the Bronx

 

Fairly good film starring Jackie Chan. The action is good throughout and the supporting cast give good performances as well. There are some humourous moments in the film as well. The whole end sequence of the film was very entertaining. 8/10

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American Pie Band Camp

 

Quite good. Has some funny parts. The plot isn't the best. Not the same without the original characters.

 

7/10

 

If they make a sequel...lucky guy.

 

That made me laugh.

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Aw cmon it didnt suck that much, it just sucks if you read the books.

 

Hey, it sucked. 4,5 isn't that bad of a grade... 5 would mean it's a positive review... so 4,5 means it's "almost postive". :D

Or in portuguese:

Agente filho da puta 5... se queres menu pizza, envia "cor gaja" 4,5 para bulba.

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Tombstone

 

Watched this awesome film last night on BBC1 even though I have it on dvd. Val Kilmer plays an outstanding part as does Kurt Russell. Despite being a serious western it does have a comedy element to it early on in the film, especially Doc.

 

"Tell him im comin.....AND HELLS COMING WITH ME!!"

 

9/10

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Is that the Anti-Racism film? If it is I agree with you, its really good and gets you thinking. If its not the one, I will shutup.

 

it's the one but still shut up lol only messing.Don't kill me

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Crash

 

bloody brilliant film, I was left thinking at the end :) 10/10

 

Is that the rubs, pretentious one that one Best Picture last year, or the amazing David Cronenberg one from 1995?

 

It best be the Cronenberg one...

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Is that the Anti-Racism film? If it is I agree with you, its really good and gets you thinking. If its not the one, I will shutup.

 

Thats a horrible film with a stupid message imo. ZOMG EVERYONES RACIST!!!11!!!

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i totally agree.But it's still better than black christmas

Mr. Teatime in the Hogfather (the TV adaptation) reminded of Johnny Depp's performance of Willy Wonka... Which is not good, as Mr. Teatime is an evil assassin.

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it's an awsome film with an awsome message.there my comeback is awsome.

 

Its been done before in much better ways and without the holier than thou attitude, which Crash wreaked off.

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i totally agree.But it's still better than black christmas

 

that film was great! for entertainment purposes and made me laugh alot!

 

especially:

 

Where Michelle Trachtenberg gets dragged down the hallway kicking and screaming by her eye sockets. When billy wraps the christmas lights around his mums neck and is dragging her (it was just such a paradox with the lights and death etc) and when the house mom is like "privelaged bitch...fucking southern princess...." muttering under her breath.

 

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