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Conan The Destroyer.

 

For all of you heathens that didn't watch it, this film was epic. Hilariously funny. And plus, it's an Arnie film. You know you love him.

 

10/10.

 

"What Does Dis Key Unlaaaack?"

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It isn't really supposed to be scary, as the Director said in the Making-of, it supposed to be more of an action-thriller-drama.

Gogo 20+ day late response!

 

Well my friends hyped it to me (28 days later) as a scary movie. One of my friends said the part in the tunnel totally scared her the first time. Though, she's scared of pretty much everything. I guess I went into it expecting surprises and out-of-the-dark-rage-attacks and... well.. horror :heh: So, I started with some fairly irrational expectations.

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Casino Royal. 9/10

 

The first time I felt compelled to see a Bond movie, and I'm glad I did. Thank god they got rid of that old school crap gadget crap and changed the intro, I real like the character development on this one.

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Being John Malkovich is ten pretty fucking weirds out of eleven.

 

I thought it was great up until the portal was found. From then on it started to take itself way too seriously, and was a bore to watch. A great shame, as it really had potential.

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Tenacious D : And the pick of Desnity

 

8.5/10 -> 9.5/10

 

The score varies so wildly because the launguage after a while kind of makes the film a bit vulgar, especially last song in the film, near the end of it, with the devil was just plain vulgar. Apart from that, one of the funnist films made in the last year.

 

Plus saw a snazzy trailer for "Night At The Museum" which looked likes it could be a blast.

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Star Trek 8 - First Contact

Easily one of the better Star Trek movies, despite being directed by Jonathan Frakes. A brief, slightly cheesy plot point (time travel) in, and it really gets into it's stride as the crew set about battling the Borg as the ship slowly gets assimilated one deck at a time. However as upset as Picard gets, James Cromwell and Lily Sloane easily steal the show as the 21st century pioneering space scientists. Oh, and Data gets nasty like pigs with the Borg Queen. Go on ma' son!

8/10

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Con Air

 

what the fuck was this about? I'm not really sure, but I'm pretty sure they actually spend 200% of their budget blowing shit up, constantly. It's quite possible this was supposed to be funny but I'm not sure- I found it hilarious anyway

 

fire/10

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Confetti

 

Was entertaining even tho I did not laugh at all to be honest. The tennis couple are so annoying tho, and the female is a right minger! Has Jimmy Carr and Robert Webb in it tho :smile:

 

5.5/10

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Thirteen

 

Wasn't paying attention, I'd imagine it if were I'd give it an 8, maybe 9. Seemed good.

 

Also half way through The Big Lebowski. And I really want to watch Crossfire and other noir, but nowhere does it. Stupid...everywhere.

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Scary Movie 1

 

HILARIOUS, Brenda and Cindy are the best. Brenda adds so much character to the film, while Cindy brings stupidness. This movie is the best one in my opinion. 9/10

 

Scary Movie 2

 

Again hilarious, great one liners. MY GERMS! Ray-Fucked me! Take my stroooooong hand. FUCK MEEEEEEE FUCK MEEEEEEEE. Not as good as 1 but still great 8/10

 

Scary Movie 3.

 

Oh Brenda how we love you. NOW WHO THE FUCK DID THAT! Very funny moments but the film hasn't got so many funny bits. 7.5/10

 

Scary Movie 4

 

In my opinion this is the worst. Funny at the start, gets more story driven and ruins the Scary Movie essence. Some great bits though. That woman raised me from birth! :D Great bit. 6/10

 

Date Movie

 

The 2 people from scary movie who was involved in this probably were the shittest ones. The movie is a whole pile of crap. Probably 2 or 3 funny bits but honestly this doesn't live up to the "movie" series. 3/10

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Scary Movie 1

 

HILARIOUS, Brenda and Cindy are the best. Brenda adds so much character to the film, while Cindy brings stupidness. This movie is the best one in my opinion. 9/10

 

Scary Movie 2

 

Again hilarious, great one liners. MY GERMS! Ray-Fucked me! Take my stroooooong hand. FUCK MEEEEEEE FUCK MEEEEEEEE. Not as good as 1 but still great 8/10

 

Scary Movie 3.

 

Oh Brenda how we love you. NOW WHO THE FUCK DID THAT! Very funny moments but the film hasn't got so many funny bits. 7.5/10

 

Scary Movie 4

 

In my opinion this is the worst. Funny at the start, gets more story driven and ruins the Scary Movie essence. Some great bits though. That woman raised me from birth! :D Great bit. 6/10

 

Date Movie

 

The 2 people from scary movie who was involved in this probably were the shittest ones. The movie is a whole pile of crap. Probably 2 or 3 funny bits but honestly this doesn't live up to the "movie" series. 3/10

 

No offence mate, but I can't stand any of them.

 

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But I can't talk "About a Boy" is my favourate film, does that make me a fag? :confused:

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Con Air

 

what the fuck was this about? I'm not really sure, but I'm pretty sure they actually spend 200% of their budget blowing shit up, constantly. It's quite possible this was supposed to be funny but I'm not sure- I found it hilarious anyway

 

fire/10

 

u know that is truely one of the most over rated movies ever.Mindless action

 

Scary Movie 1

 

HILARIOUS, Brenda and Cindy are the best. Brenda adds so much character to the film, while Cindy brings stupidness. This movie is the best one in my opinion. 9/10

 

Scary Movie 2

 

Again hilarious, great one liners. MY GERMS! Ray-Fucked me! Take my stroooooong hand. FUCK MEEEEEEE FUCK MEEEEEEEE. Not as good as 1 but still great 8/10

 

Scary Movie 3.

 

Oh Brenda how we love you. NOW WHO THE FUCK DID THAT! Very funny moments but the film hasn't got so many funny bits. 7.5/10

 

Scary Movie 4

 

In my opinion this is the worst. Funny at the start, gets more story driven and ruins the Scary Movie essence. Some great bits though. That woman raised me from birth! :D Great bit. 6/10

 

Date Movie

 

The 2 people from scary movie who was involved in this probably were the shittest ones. The movie is a whole pile of crap. Probably 2 or 3 funny bits but honestly this doesn't live up to the "movie" series. 3/10

 

i liked the first and third one.the second was too disgusting for my liking and the fourth was complete shite.date movie however oh my don't get me started

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I've just watched 12 Monkeys on dvd with my girlfriend, and we both enjoyed it.

 

Great film, and particularly awesome acting from Brad Pitt. Had a great ending that left us talking afterwards, so it must be good.

 

9/10. :)

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Just watched Donnie Darko.

Possibly the most messed up film i've ever seen, it really twists your mind, and yet you don't regret watching it as it's a masterpiece.

8/10

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