dabookerman Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 right, we have a film one, what about a game one. this is in general, spanning all consoles. so it fits here i believe. anyhoo, ill start off with a pretty funny one "A SURVEILLANCE CAMERA!!???? O_o" "......................................................A DUD!!!!"
soag Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 I'll do this before anyone can beat me to it... "its a me a mario" it just had to be said .
fanman Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 "...Les enfant terribles..." Liquid Snake, Metal Gear Solid 1/TT. I can't remember the whole quote, but it was cool as hell.
dabookerman Posted January 2, 2006 Author Posted January 2, 2006 IM MELLLLLTIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
weeyellowbloke Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 "I command you to rise from your grave and rescue my daughter." Cracks me up when I hear it anyway, would have thought Zeus would sound more impressive being a God and all.
Enigma Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 "OK, I have only one, very important question. Do you have a smoke?"
Shino Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 Before someone puts it "All your base are belong to us" and "For great justice".
Hellfire Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 Also check my funny moments in videogaming thread in Retro :P "Sorry Mario, but the princess is in another castle." Super Mario Bros duh) "I'M YOU! I'M YOUR SHADOW!" MGS "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum! And I'm all out of gum!" Duke Nukem 3D "Shake it baby!" Ditto "Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondergin, fearing, doubting" Eternal Darkness (it's from The Raven, but it's in a game too, so who cares) And finally a pretty big one: "My country lay within a vast desert. When the sun rose into the sky, a burning wind punished my lands, searing the world. And when the moon climbed into the dark of night, a frigid gale pierced our homes. No matter when it came, the wind carried the same thing... Death. But the winds that blew across the green fields of Hyrule brought something other than suffering and ruin. I coveted that wind, I suppose."- Ganon in Wind Waker
Destiny Blade Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 now i know more than ever that kingdom hearts is light - kingdom hearts walking down this road without you to remake forgotten promises and meet you at the roads end - kingdom hearts chain of memories devils never cry - devil may cry 3 we are born, the innocent suffer, legends are made, evil is punished - devil may cry four trailer lerroy jenkins!!! - the one and only from world of warcraft
Destiny Blade Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 now i know more than ever that kingdom hearts is light - kingdom hearts walking down this road without you to remake forgotten promises and meet you at the roads end - kingdom hearts chain of memories devils never cry - devil may cry 3 we are born, the innocent suffer, legends are made, evil is punished - devil may cry four trailer lerroy jenkins!!! - the one and only from world of warcraft
Cube Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 "May the rats eat your eyes! The darkness comes! It will damn us all!" - Eternal Darkness "Thank you. But our Princess is in another castle!... Just kidding! Ha ha ha! Bye bye." - Super Mario Bros 3
Hamish Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 All the Duke Nukem ones are just copied from the Evil Dead films. Gotta love Evil Dead! I love the star fox ones: "Your good...But I'm better!" "Your dad screamed real good before he died!" Listen to the Resident Gigalo: http://www.residentevilfan.com/multimedia.asp Best Resident Evil quotes put together to form a porno! Hilarious!
Charlie Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 I love the star fox ones: "Your good...But I'm better!" "Your dad screamed real good before he died!" ! "Do a barrel roll!"
|Laguna| Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 Because you are... a puppet... Jenova, Final Fantasy VII Oh GAWD! If I knew this was gonna happen, I would've taken rope escape lessons more seriously!! Yuffie, Final Fantasy VII Selphie: I had such a nice dream... Squall: I didn't...I dreamt I was a moron... Final Fantasy VIII Great, I have a Chicken Wuss and a guy who just reached puberty in my squad. Siefer, Final Fantasy VIII "When I grow up, I wanna be a blitzball!" Kid in FFX, script mistake
|Laguna| Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 Monkey Island Series * Guybrush: "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" Carpenter: "A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood." Guybrush: "But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?" Carpenter: "Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?" Guybrush: "A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood." Carpenter: "Oh shut up." Insult: "You fight like a dairy farmer." Comeback: "How appropriate. You fight like a cow." "Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!" Guybrush: "You're about as fearsome as a doorstop." Murray (evil talking skull): "Is it a really evil-looking doorstop?" Guybrush: "Never mind."
Meik Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 Because you are... a puppet...Jenova, Final Fantasy VII I'm going to be anal and mention that this line actually has a typo in the game. She/it says "Beacause". It's amusing because it's the only thing that Jenova says in the entire game. What a waste.
AshMat Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 Dammit, seing as all your base has been taken im gonna say: "Someone set up us the bomb" And from SM64 ending Lets bake a delicious cake.
Konfucius Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 Starfox: "We're heading out, all aircrafts report." Together with the music it sounds really great imo. C&C3: "Kane lives in death." Kane: "Kane lives." Riddick - Escape from Butcher Bay: (after he gets hit): "You feeling better now?"
jakeee Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 TWW: As for our destination... The wind will guide us! Ughnn... Heh Heh... The wind... It is blowing... SM64: It's-a-me, Mario! RE4: Okay. Only one, very important question. You got a smoke?
Stocka Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 There's so many in Shenmue "You guys seen any sailors around here???" "Hey, you see any sailors lately?" "Yes, im looking for some sailors." "You wouldnt happen to know where i could find sailors around here, would you?" "DONT YOU KNOW BLACKMAIL IS WAAAAAAAAY UNCOOL" "Hey Mr! You wanna play BASEEEBALLL?" "Kiss off, Twit!" .... "You frontin' with me?" And the most classic one that every Shenmue fan will love. ..."I see."
Ten10 Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 Feel the pain, of these inferior beings. As you burn.... IN HELL!!!! Kratos Aurion-Tales of Symphonia.
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