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On some of the missions, the way he makes the last red coin the one that pushes him to 100 is amazing.

 

Indeed, it wasn't just how quickly he did it, it was how stylishly he did it a lot of the time, like how he often completed the 100 coins and 8 red coins both at the same time and collected them both together.

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While at my best friends apartment block with @Dan Dare this evening, I caught sight of something very peculiar just as we were leaving.

 

Through the blinds of the flat opposite, I spotted a girl masturbating over webcam very.... ferociously. Her legs (in fancy white socks and porno heels) were spread akimbo as she was bouncing up and down on her bear bottom on the sofa. She then proceeded to squirt all over the sofa, floor and laptop, which she then spent the next 10 or so minutes cleaning up. Oh and she had massive boobies too.

 

My friend was considering moving. I think he'll be staying put for a while.

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While at my best friends apartment block with @Dan Dare this evening, I caught sight of something very peculiar just as we were leaving.

 

Through the blinds of the flat opposite, I spotted a girl masturbating over webcam very.... ferociously. Her legs (in fancy white socks and porno heels) were spread akimbo as she was bouncing up and down on her bear bottom on the sofa. She then proceeded to squirt all over the sofa, floor and laptop, which she then spent the next 10 or so minutes cleaning up. Oh and she had massive boobies too.

 

My friend was considering moving. I think he'll be staying put for a while.

 

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True story.

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While at my best friends apartment block with @Dan Dare this evening, I caught sight of something very peculiar just as we were leaving.

 

Through the blinds of the flat opposite, I spotted a girl masturbating over webcam very.... ferociously. Her legs (in fancy white socks and porno heels) were spread akimbo as she was bouncing up and down on her bear bottom on the sofa. She then proceeded to squirt all over the sofa, floor and laptop, which she then spent the next 10 or so minutes cleaning up. Oh and she had massive boobies too.

 

My friend was considering moving. I think he'll be staying put for a while.

 

I remember that you are a rather good photographer.

 

I'll PM you my email address.

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Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahaha.

 

I :laughing:'ed at the squirting part. But, also...you watched for the entire time. Right? That's...well...you're a lucky man, Dan. :wink:

 

Why is he a lucky man for his girlfriend watching another girl having a go at it? Doesn't really make sense?

Cause it might mean she's more into girls and is secretly planning to leave Dan for this squirting girl. Or something. No benefits for Dan at all!

 

 

 

 

 

(Of course this is not true, right Emma?)

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Why is he a lucky man for his girlfriend watching another girl having a go at it? Doesn't really make sense?

Cause it might mean she's more into girls and is secretly planning to leave Dan for this squirting girl. Or something. No benefits for Dan at all!

 

 

 

 

 

(Of course this is not true, right Emma?)

 

One word: Threesome.

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One word: Threesome.

 

Nah cause then it would pretty much just end up being girl on girl and Dan being left out (sure he can watch but that's about it). You know, like the Friends episode. And then Emma runs off with Squirting Girl anyway and Dan is left with nothing!

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