Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 A few more BISH pictures from me and Jim. Wearing your trousers on your arms and shirt on your legs - 10pts Playing Tetris upside down. - 20pts Obviously I won. =P A folded paper star - 20pts Naked time. - 20pts 2 people inside one shirt - 30pts Cross dresser - 30pts Points for this post if my counting is right: 130 Eenuh Total: 350 points Flinky Total: 330 points Eenuh, could you move out of the picture so we can see the goods? You shouldn't be hiding all that Flinky goodness from the world! I was wondering how far to go with the more risqué BISHes myself, but it seems the bar has been set. I won't be able to compete in sexiness, though, I'm afraid. Especially not when ReZ starts posting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 A bit delayed but team Dan and Emma enter the fray! All pictures are taken by one of us even if we're not both in shot. - Your better half - 10pts - In your duvet, the only thing visible is your face.- 10pts - Attempting to lick your own elbow. - 10pts - Laying face-down on stairs - 10pts This is what happens when Dan tries the stairs one. - Blue and red car facing head-on - 20pts - ????? (something that you don't know what it is) - 20pts (Yes, it's a spoon. But WHAT IS IT FOOOORRRRRRR!?) - Naked time. - 20pts - 10 games made before 1998 - 20pts 120 points 140 points altogether Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I won't be able to compete in sexiness, though, I'm afraid. Especially not when ReZ starts posting! I've already taken my naked photo. Its not pretty but its necessary. I'll post it when I've built up a few more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 (edited) Naked time - 20pts Reading a newspaper - 10pts Cutlery tower - 10pts Falcon type - 20pts Danger - 20pts Musically gifted - 20pts + 20% bonus for video = 24pts That new book smell - 20pts Movie cover - The Matrix Reloaded - 30pts Just pretend Trinity and Morpheus are there with me ... and that we're standing in a dungeon. Famous internet thing - Facepalm - 10pts Running total: 414pts Edited August 14, 2011 by Dannyboy-the-Dane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 New Bishes - 40 points 2 rails 1 photographee - Get on or close to a railroad track; extra points for eating chocolate soft ice! xD - 30pts [... yeah don't do anything dangerous, n-ers! ~j7] Recreation of a famous internet thing. - 10pts Previous - 120 points New Total - 160 points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Dan isn't that a soup spoon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 No, that's the thing. It's like a weird kidney shaped tea spoon. absolutely no idea what it's meant for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 There is no spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Previous total - 390 Points - A bike helmet - 10pts - Do something radically different with your hair (comparison shot needed). - 10pts - Wearing your trousers on your arms and shirt on your legs - 10pts - "AAAAAAADDDDDDRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" PART 2 - Have a fight on a random object - 10pts - Puppet Master - Take a picture of you and a puppet - 10pts - The Shower Scene - 10pts - Torches together - 10pts - Cheers! - 10pts - Treasure chest. - 20pts - Enjoying a strawberry Cornetto. - 20pts - A ginger kid (with friends as bonus) - 20pts - Blue and red car facing head-on - 20pts - A zipline - 20pts - A street sign saying "High Street" (or equal translation thereof) - 20pts - Hey there Mr Moneybags. - 20pts - Engrossed by a chick flick. - 20pts - Wear underwear from the opposite sex over your clothes (Superman style!). - 20pts - Belly-button faces! - 20pts - A forum member made entirely out of skittles. - 20pts - Danger! - 20pts - A football goal celebration. - 20pts - Musically gifted - Play amusical instrument (no plastic guitars!); extra points for a video clip! - 20pts [not singing, as that's another BISH ~j7] - Athletically awesome - Playing a summer sport (volleyball, football, swimming etc) - 20pts - all four Twilight Saga books balanced on your head - 20pts - The fattest book in the shop. - 20pts - a folded paper star - 20pts - That new book smell! - 20pts - Swagger Jagger, you should get some of your own! - Take a Cher Lloyd picture (take this as you will) - 20pts - A dominoe with 12 dots on each half so...24 dots. - 20 pts [is this even possible?! ~j7] - The complete works of William Shakespeare - 20pts - C R E E P E R. - 30pts [?? ~j7] - Swimming on land. - 30pts - 2 rails 1 photographee - Get on or close to a railroad track; extra points for eating chocolate soft ice! xD - 30pts [... yeah don't do anything dangerous, n-ers! ~j7] - Tortoise and the Hare - 30pts - Primates represent! - climbing a tree / building, i.e. clearly above ground already! - 30pts - a dog wearing sunglasses - 30pts - Movie Buff - Re-create a cover of a movie (if one is done, you can not do the one submitted) - 30pts - "Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce me" 30pts - A drunk person - 30pts - Police arresting someone - 30pts - Behind the counter at a high street shop - 30pts - A life-size cardboard cut out. - 30pts - You doing a beer bong.- 30pts - Crossbow carnage. - 30pts - To show your love for N-E in a creative/original way. - 30pts - 2 people inside one shirt - 30pts - You dressed as another N-Eer. - 40pts - To recreate a scene from your favourite film. - 40pts - Umbrella-Fort unite! (see N-E Meet for the reference). - 40pts - A re-enactment of a NES game. - 40pts - Bookworm - Re-create the book cover of a book (if one is done, you can not do the one already submitted) - 40pts - A first generation Fiat Multipla - 40pts [What is this I don't even... ~j7] - A busking group of musicians featuring at least one set of panpipes or other pseudo ethnic instruments. Bonus points if they’re wearing traditional Native American or Mexican clothing. - 50pts - Complete 1000-piece jigsaw - 50pts - A picture of the game you're most addicted to at the moment - 10pts - A slide - 10pts - Job Done - 10pts - Your forum username spelt in red skittles - 10pts - A ladybird - 20pts - 10 games made before 1998 - 20pts - A cat and a dog (in the same picture) - 20pts - Stood in a bin (the bigger the better) - 20pts - Lucky number 13 - 20pts - Power Cut - 20pts - You with 30 mugs - 20pts - Five different energy drink cans, open (can be empty) - 30pts - Something very over priced in a charity shop - 30pts - Cross dresser - 30pts - A lambretta - 30pts - A representation of your strongest personality trait - 30pts - A high score on a game with the name "N-E", not a flash or phone game - 40pts - Magic stars faces have returned!! Yayee! Now find 14 packs of revels [may need to elaborate nami - you want magic stars and 14 packs of revels? ~j7] - Harmony. - 10pts - Recreation of a famous internet thing. - 10pts - 7 trays. No more no less. - 20pts - The essence of ReZ. Can't just be a picture of you and a picture/video of him. Kinda like an impression? Or something? - 30pts - Dressed up as Link (guess who submitted this BISH :P) - 40pts - Open a rainbow umbrella in a bathroom - 20pts - 4 tvs next to each other - 30pts - Hiding in a computer box - 30pts - Wind in your hair - 10pts - Fly away! (photo of you at airport) - 30pts - Trying TOO hard - 10pts - The oldest digital/electronic device you own. - 10pts - Dumb as a doorknob 10pts - Bottomless - 10pts - Cocaine. - 10pts - Holding a fruit or vegetable at the crotch area to simulate a penis. 10pts - Waking up on the wrong side of bed. - 10pts - Naked time. - 20pts - your breakfast - 10pts - C'mon Vogue - Strike a pose! (do a dance move) - 10pts - You, with a moustache. (Not part of a beard, men) - 10pts - Cutlery Tower - 10pts - Reading a newspaper - 10pts - Poor and lonely - 10pts - ????? (something that you don't know what it is) - 20pts - "It Came From The Bin" - 20pts - Your favourite drink with a fun straw (curly, or novelty). - 20pts - Hiding in the bushes all shiftily. - 20pts - "I have the X Factor!" - Sing - 30pts [video bonus available! ~j7] Post Total - 260 Points New Total - 650 Points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Why ReZ, why? MAH EYES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 *Saves to special folder* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Also Flink and Eenuh did two separate cross dressing pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 More photos! Behind the counter at a high street shop - 30pts The fattest book in the shop. - 20pts May not count. We thought it was biggest, it's a pop up book about dinosaurs! and - Wind in your hair - 10pts - Something very over priced in a charity shop - 30pts - Job Done - 10pts BEFORE: AFTER: 100 points Altogether: 240points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Also Flink and Eenuh did two separate cross dressing pictures. I don't understand what you're trying to say. Unless you mean the underwear from the opposite sex and cross-dressing bishes, which are two separate ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Thought it was about time I get my ass into gear: - That new book smell! - 20pts - The oldest digital/electronic device you own. - 10pts - A bike helmet - 10pts - Attempting to lick your own elbow. - 10pts - A picture of the game you're most addicted to at the moment - 10pts - You, with a moustache. (Not part of a beard, men) - 10pts - you doing a token Asian pose from http://asianposes.com/category/pose/ - 10pts - You with 30 mugs - 20pts - Musically gifted - Play amusical instrument (no plastic guitars!); extra points for a video clip! - 20pts [not singing, as that's another BISH ~j7] - You with at least 5 different perfume bottles. - 10pts - Standing right up against a wall (facing the wall) - 10pts - To show your love for N-E in a creative/original way. - 30pts Ok, so the creative one was coins, I hope that's creative enough, I wanted to do something bigger, but it's kinda hard! Ah, the joys of making a fool of myself - I've possibly got my score wrong as I'm useless but I believe - 170pts EDIT: Omg at Flink and Eenuh, totally stars, haha, you two are very brave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Wolf: I want that Knuckles plush! ReZ: you look so poor. In your garden, in your deck chair, next to your barbeque, outside your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 More from us! - your breakfast - 10pts and - A zipline - 20pts - The complete works of William Shakespeare - 20pts - The Avengers - 20pts- - Cross dresser - 30pts AND - You, with a moustache. (Not part of a beard, men) - 10pts 110 Points total 350 Points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Shorty - got it from Forbidden planet in Sheffers couple of years ago. I had planned to get a few more, but they never stocked any other characters . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Oh so The New Avengers are acceptable too? O....Okay. Next I suppose the West Coast Avengers will be acceptable too? Jesus fucking christ. Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 (edited) For Jay (when checking scores) here's a list of my BISHes: http://djcube.co.uk/bish You taking a picture of a camera which is taking a picture of a screen that has a picture of you taking a picture of a camera which is taking a photo of a screen on it. (50) Do something radically different with your hair (10) It doesn't look like it, but it took three big handfuls of gel to get it to stay like that for a few minutes. 1 U, 2 PG, 3 12a's, 4 15s and 5 18 certificate DVDs (10) The top 4 are the Alien Saga (you can just make them out) Cat with a teddy/cuddly toy (30) + The essence of ReZ (30) Total so far: 130 Edited August 10, 2011 by Cube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 FUCKING SWEET. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 - "I have the X Factor!" - Sing - 30pts [video bonus available! ~j7] [/color] MUCH better than the original! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Out of thanks but <3 Nero and Donk/ (ReZ on Claire's netbook btw) I'm not sure how to do Essence of Myself. :p Also gonna get Claire to do some soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heroicjanitor Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Out of thanks but <3 Nero and Donk/ (ReZ on Claire's netbook btw) I'm not sure how to do Essence of Myself. :p Also gonna get Claire to do some soon. You need 100 posts before you can thank people :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 New Bishes - 40 points A dog wearing sunglasses - 30pts Wind in your hair - 10pts Previous Total - 160 points New Total - 200 points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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